What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Waynebob126]

What I see, I forget.
What I hear, I remember.
What I do, I understand.

 

[Redneck in training]

I might be stupid but look how big are my potatoes.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Don't Bogart my joint...

 

[Doofy]

When the big gal in the grocery store tries running you down with the grocery cart and says: "Excuse Me" I just sniff the air and say: "I don't smell anything"! It mortifies them every time.

 

[dragoneggs]

When the big gal in the grocery store tries running you down with the grocery cart and says: "Excuse Me" I just sniff the air and say: "I don't smell anything"! It mortifies them every time.

That's a good one... I could never pull it off though.

 

[crash325]

I spent most of my $$$ on hunting, fishing, booze, & women.

The rest of it I just wasted.

 

[2ndhalf]

When the big gal in the grocery store tries running you down with the grocery cart and says: "Excuse Me" I just sniff the air and say: "I don't smell anything"! It mortifies them every time.

LOL, not only am I going to use this; I'm going to use it when my wife is with me. Two mortified gals!

 

[Doofy]

LOL, not only am I going to use this; I'm going to use it when my wife is with me. Two mortified gals!

Hahahaha. I almost got slapped once but I ducked. Funniest thing ever. The snooty, holier than thou types are the best!

 

[MinnesotaEric]

Cash is a postion.

 

[Teachu2]

Mom almost never drove over 45mph, so a lot of people passed her.
She would say, "speed on brother - **** is only 1/2 full".

I like "Drive like **** - You'll get there!"