I think this is appropriate to the topic of the moment...lyrics to the gambler by kenny rogers - Bing
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Also applies to Wives and relationships.
dragoneggs
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Nah... just try talking tractor or mechanical stuff and see how long they last!
lilranch2001
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you'l have that!
2LaneCruzer
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Reminds me of a funny story. Several years ago, Sharn Jean sent me to the store to pick up a few items, among them was an item of feminine hygiene; with very specific instructions as to brand, type and number. I very surreptitiously walked into no man's land, and began to search for the item. I was having difficulty discerning exactly how to identify the specific object, and about that time a lady came down the aisle. I tried to act nonchalant, but I noticed her with a big grin on her face coming my way. I tried to ignore her, but she walked up in front of me with that big grin on her face, looked me straight in the eye and said: "Now you know how I feel when my husband sends me to the hardware store". Cracked me up (no pun intended) and we both had a good laugh.
Redneck in training
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It is hormonal. I used tell people I am married with a guy. Then I had to explain she has all the correct plumbing down there but in her head she is a guy. She used to pride herself knowing more about steam turbines and other big machines more than most guys would care to know of, replace damaged push rod in the lawn mower engine or wire up electric installation in the whole house only with one small mistake. We used to be so good doing projects together. Well as she ages her hormones must be changing. She acts more and more like woman. She wants more romance. It freaks me out.
bunyip
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Many years ago we were camping and I had no tent pegs, went to a local general sore and asked for 6 tent pegs, the long thick ones, woman looked at me a bit strange but wandered off and came back with a box of tampax, we sorted it out and had a bit of a chuckle.
k0ua
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if you aging wife wants more romance, you sir should be counting your blessings.
goeduck
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Oh no, not that. Is watching Fox News together enough? Dim the lights a little, that should do it. :thumbsup:
k0ua
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I had nearly the same experience of staring at the wall of feminine hygiene products, but I used high tech and pulled out the old smart phone and called the wife. When she answered, I turned on the video camera and selected the back camera and said here honey you pick!. She found the one she wanted as I panned the camera slowly across the dozens of selections and put the correct one in the basket. A high tech solution to a perplexing problem!
