Will it last

   / Will it last #11  
Nahhh.. Hose bibs. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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#12  
That went out with Noah
<font color="blue">We still are sold wax to seal a toilet to the floor </font>

Pan just pushes into this rbber fitting
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   / Will it last #13  
None of that messy wax to clean off! Looks like a good idea to me.

Ben
 
   / Will it last #14  
OK, we know about fick mixers and toilet seals and garden taps. Now, what is lanolin spray?
 
   / Will it last #16  
I searched high and low and could'nt find the seal....what seal???? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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...Tony
 
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#17  
Tony

a dunny with no seat where do redbacks hide /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / Will it last #18  
Naa, you didn't waste your time. Sounds more like you saved a few bucks ....and taught us northern hemisphere folks a few new terms.


....i'm half afraid to ask (cause of what the answer might be) ...but what do you mean by redbacks? and why are they hiding?
 
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#19  
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THE REDBACK ON THE TOILET SEAT
by Slim Newton
There was a redback on the toilet seat
When I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.

I jumped high up into the air
And when I hit the ground,
That crafty redback spider
Wasn't nowhere to be found.

I rushed into the missus,
Told her just where I'd been bit.
She grabbed a cut-throat razor-blade
And I nearly took a fit.

I said, "Just forget what's on your mind
And call a doctor please,
'Cause I got a feeling that your cure
Is worse than the disease."

There was a redback on the toilet seat
When I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.

And now I'm here in hospital
A sad and sorry sight,
And I curse the redback spider
On the toilet seat last night.

I can't lie down, I can't sit up
And I don't know what to do,
And all the nurses think it's funny
But that's not my point of view.

I tell you its embarassing,
And that's to say the least,
That I'm too sick to eat a bit
While that spider had a feast.

And when I get back home again
I tell you what I'll do,
I'll make that redback suffer
For the pain I'm going through.

I've had so many needles
That I'm looking like a sieve,
And I promise you that spider
Hasn't very long to live.

There was a redback on the toilet seat
When I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy I felt his bite.

But now I'm here in hospital
A sad and sorry sight,
And I curse the redback spider
On the toilet seat last night.
 
   / Will it last #20  
Ahhhh ....perfectly clear now. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

That redback is one nasty looking spider!! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
 

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