You know you're rural when.............

[Skerby]

you know you're rural if you have WIldblue!
btw, 'dish' is a shape, it is still an antenna that receives radio waves right?

 

[txdon]

Bird, I read the detailed instructions and saw why I had to use the flashlight, I had the cardboard on top of the trigger pad and it could not tip enough to trip.

Jim, WOW! the Pogo award, does that include any prize money?

No missing cat food tonight.

 

[jinman]

Jim, WOW! the Pogo award, does that include any prize money?

No money, but you are qualified for the annual sweepstakes drawing for a year's supply of Swanson possum-nuggets and gravy TV dinners. I won't be coming over for dinner if you win that one.

Edit: Had to add the scans below of a book Ron and Betty Hall gave us, called Critter Cuisine, by Al and Mary Ann Clayton, published by Longstreet Press, Atlanta, Georgia (how appropriate). Here's a fitting way to end your problem for good if the critter returns.

 

[excelagator]

1. When your closer to Thunder Bay, Canada than to Milwaukee!

2. The only traffic jam you have is the wildlife crossing the road.

3. You go to mall, big box store, denist and make a day trip out of it.

4. When it snows hard the plows get pulled off the roads!

Dan

 

[Nasty135]

No money, but you are qualified for the annual sweepstakes drawing for a year's supply of Swanson possum-nuggets and gravy TV dinners. I won't be coming over for dinner if you win that one.

Edit: Had to add the scans below of a book Ron and Betty Hall gave us, called Critter Cuisine, by Al and Mary Ann Clayton, published by Longstreet Press, Atlanta, Georgia (how appropriate). Here's a fitting way to end your problem for good if the critter returns.

Must have been from one of the Beverly Hillybilly episodes...

But does look fairly edible...

 

[4720 OWNER]

Those maglite flashlites are tuff ones! Have had mine over 25 years and the only thing that has changed is the bulbs and a couple sets of batts.

I never knew possums were so much fun.

 

[Lasgambler]

...............It cost about ten bucks to go check the mail.

You have no Land Line Phones.

Your TV reception is from a satelite.

You have to buy a new Windsheild about once a year.

You can see the Milky Way at night.

You can pee anywhere you want to outside.

You can work in the shop and grind metal at all hours.

And finally my ZIP code is E I E I O.

 

[rox]

1. When your closer to Thunder Bay, Canada than to Milwaukee!

2. The only traffic jam you have is the wildlife crossing the road.

3. You go to mall, big box store, denist and make a day trip out of it.

4. When it snows hard the plows get pulled off the roads!

Dan

Dan I enjoyed your post. I am formerly from the Milwaukee area

 

[excelagator]

Dan I enjoyed your post. I am formerly from the Milwaukee area

Yup We lived just outside Milwaukee in Pewaukee. I do miss Milwaukee from time to time.

Dan

 

[txdon]

A half mile? I've taken them 5 miles away and dumped them and seen them back the next day. I mark them with a can of spray paint so I know it's the same one.

Tallyho8, you were right! HE'S BACK! Same one with the little scar on his nose.
Trap goes up again tonight.