Illegal to buy gas?

   / Illegal to buy gas? #61  
Somethings just don't change ... all this time later and yesterday again ... when I jumped in her truck EMPTY !!!

my wife never buys gas.. she simply asks me to drive her truck once a week, thus forcing me to buy it.. :)
 
   / Illegal to buy gas? #62  
Yep.. some people just don't try.

At my night job, I was leaving one night and there was a waitress in t he aprking lot with her hood up. I go over to see if she needs a jump.. she thought she did.. turns out her battery cable was loose and wouldn't make a good connection. She had told her B/F about it and he said it looked ok.

The bolt was so coroded that I couldn't get it to move with a wrench or socket. She looked a bit forlorned.. I said.. 'no problem', and reached into my pocket and pulled out a penny.. laid it on the ground and gave it a couple good whacks with the handle of a adjustable wrench ( those can be used as hammer right? ). making it half mooned shaped. I then drove it between the slightly loose bat cable and the 'non adjustable' clamp.. worked like a charm... she looked at me like I had just performed magic or something... kinda sad...

I told her to call her dad and tell him she needed a new positive cable clamp.. or at least a replacement bolt/nut for it. ( the next week she informed that yes.. her dad DID put a new nut/bolt in it after she asked her B/F to fix it, and her B/F said the penny would last just fine! )

soundguy

I never tried a penny before- I like that! I've used screws when the clamp is too loose and corroded.
 
   / Illegal to buy gas? #63  
yep.. easy to bend.. and even the new zinc ones work fine.

soundguy
 
   / Illegal to buy gas? #64  
Its it law that its illegal for a woman to purchase Gas?

It must be in my state, even when we are all loaded up to go on a trip in her (use to be my) Grand Cherokee the gauge will be below E :mad:

Also 19 year old son has the same disorder, in the car he drives I will just put the minimum in, but often since I'm so use to filling fuel tanks I'll not pay attention and have the tank almost full before I catch myself.
He must think it's his birthday when he gets in the next day.

JB
 
   / Illegal to buy gas? #65  
Bob_Young said:
Ha, Ha. You married guys tell funny stories.

Glad I'm single.
Bob

Me to Bob - no plans on changing. :)

The experience FWJ shared with us clued me in as to why NONE of MARRIED the farmers I know have bulk gas on the farm, because those tanks would be empty too... :).
 
   / Illegal to buy gas? #67  
scarry huh!
 
   / Illegal to buy gas?
  • Thread Starter
#68  
To think... I have BIL's that I have never met !!!
 
   / Illegal to buy gas? #70  
To think... I have BIL's that I have never met !!!

wife and i had to run to south florida last night. I met her at work, just as she was walking out, we hopped in her truck, and I pulled out to get on the highway.. looked down.. 1/4 tank of fuel :(


soundguy
 

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