Great thread. Here are a few....
If it's got t--ts or tires, it'll give you trouble.
Heath and Happiness to you (from my grandfather)
When you're in a hole, best to stop digging.
He coudn't manage a one car parade.
We're laughin' and scratchin' now (when things are going well)
Life is hard, do your best (sign on a local church)
That boy is as smart as a box of hammers.
She's got a face like a can of smashed azzholes.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Better than a kick in the arse with a frozen moccasin.
Woof woof woof, that's my other dog imitation (Oddball, from Kelly's heroes)
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem! (a TBN'ers signature).
