What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[TripleR]

"Guns don't kill people, it's mostly the bullets." my grandson's T shirt.

 

[YesDeere]

One of my friends grandfathers sayings

"Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock"

 

[chucko]

not sure if this has been said or not


Can't find his backside(cleaned that up) with both hands

 

[polo1665]

About the clumsy guy at work: "He could Eff up an anvil with his bare feet"

 

[MossflowerWoods]

"Real life is what happens between/ despite your plans"

JB

I like one similar to that...

"If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans..." From a great song by VanZant (the country version of the last 2 Van Zant brothers...)

I also often use "That'll do pig." from the movie "Babe" about something well done.

Also to back up TripleR, I like "Guns don't kill people, cell phones in cars kill people"

And one I remember from a t-shirt or bumper sticker from when I was a little kid, "Be Alert! America needs more Lerts!"



David

 

[YesDeere]

Reminds me of the bumper sticker

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"

Dear lord I apologize

 

[jimmyj]

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll wind up dirty and annoy the pig.

 

[EE_Bota]

About the clumsy guy at work: "He could Eff up an anvil with his bare feet"

I've heard "He could Eff up an anvil with a feather."

If I hear maintenance beating on something really hard with huge hammers, I sometimes shout "Ain't you got that carburetor adjusted yet!!!" alluding to their tendency to overuse hammers.

 

[dmccarty]

One of my friends grandfathers sayings

"Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock"

Many of these saying I have heard and use....

Our version of the above is:

"That sounds like a cow pissing on a flat rock."

One day one of my kids was in the bathroom.....



I heard a certian noise....

I said, "That sounds like a cow pissing on a flat rock."

A chuckle was heard from the bathroom.

The next day, the scene repeats.....

I said, "That sounds like a cow pissing on a flat rock."

In return, I hear from the bathroom....

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

:thumbsup::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Later,
Dan

 

[chucko]

"That boy is like an old Frigidaire. He ca't keep anything"

FIL says it to my boy all the time because if he overhears something he runs right to his mom and tells