What is your favorite Quote or Saying?
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chucko
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not sure if this has been said or not
Can't find his backside(cleaned that up) with both hands
Can't find his backside(cleaned that up) with both hands
MossflowerWoods
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I like one similar to that...
"If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans..." From a great song by VanZant (the country version of the last 2 Van Zant brothers...)
I also often use "That'll do pig." from the movie "Babe" about something well done.
Also to back up TripleR, I like "Guns don't kill people, cell phones in cars kill people"
And one I remember from a t-shirt or bumper sticker from when I was a little kid, "Be Alert! America needs more Lerts!"
David
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Never wrestle with a pig. You'll wind up dirty and annoy the pig.
EE_Bota
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I've heard "He could Eff up an anvil with a feather."
If I hear maintenance beating on something really hard with huge hammers, I sometimes shout "Ain't you got that carburetor adjusted yet!!!" alluding to their tendency to overuse hammers.
dmccarty
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Many of these saying I have heard and use....
Our version of the above is:
"That sounds like a cow pissing on a flat rock."
One day one of my kids was in the bathroom.....
I heard a certian noise....
I said, "That sounds like a cow pissing on a flat rock."
A chuckle was heard from the bathroom.
The next day, the scene repeats.....
I said, "That sounds like a cow pissing on a flat rock."
In return, I hear from the bathroom....
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
:thumbsup::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
Later,
Dan
chucko
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"That boy is like an old Frigidaire. He ca't keep anything"
FIL says it to my boy all the time because if he overhears something he runs right to his mom and tells
FIL says it to my boy all the time because if he overhears something he runs right to his mom and tells
