'lost' tool funny one.

[BertZegers]

I lost tools but found many as well.
When I was 20 years old I was drafted for the Dutch army. After a long day training in the woods and sand-dunes we had to sleep overnight in a small 2 person tent. In the morning after a bad night sleep I was late for roll-call. Then I found my FAL 9mm automatic weapon outside of the tent RUSTED AND FULL WITH SAND because of rains! No time to clean the weapon!
On roll-call I was told I was gonne be punished hard. Luckely the sergeant forgot.
Some years later I was recalled for a 3 day rehursal in the army. While marching one day we stopped for a coffee and a sandwich in a small town.
After this short brake we marched on. Then after 1/2 mile I suddenly discoverd that I didn't carry my weapon ( a "Garant" from the 2nd world war ). I had left it behind.
I never before ran the 1/2 mile that fast, and then found my weapon standing behind a tree.
The sergeant didnt mention it.

 

[Soundguy]

i've found quite a few roadside..

 

[jomar215]

Just recently I was helping a feller switch out an oil tank and got all messed up in #2. My wife's pregnant and I can't even break wind in front of her without her gagging - so needless to say I took my clothes off outside. Well, a few days pass and I can't find my pants, where are my pants - I don't get it. I finally found them when I sucked way up into the second stage of my 2 stage snowblower. Oops.

 

[jomar215]

Just recently I was helping a feller switch out an oil tank and got all messed up in #2. My wife's pregnant and I can't even break wind in front of her without her gagging - so needless to say I took my clothes off outside. Well, a few days pass and I can't find my pants, where are my pants - I don't get it. I finally found them when I sucked way up into the second stage of my 2 stage snowblower. Oops.

 

[Soundguy]

last time I did something like that I was on the back porch disrobing after doing some greasy tractor work.. took pants off, went to go inside.. door locked.. wife took a nap and locked it to keep the cats in ( they can open doors.. ) anyway.. grabbed for pants to go around to truck to get a key.. when one of my dogs ran in and ran back out with my pants... took quite a bit of bribing with some chew-chew treats and milkbones to get that rascal back in..

 

[jomar215]

A buddy of mine lived out in back settlement for a while. He had a dug pond and went out for a swim after haying a while. Said he got up, stark naked, and started walking back to the house when he realized his door yard was full of a bunch of folks from church out for a saturday drive - and him, in the middle of the field, nowhere to run. Said he hit the ground like he was on fire.

Good times.

 

[Soundguy]

ever feel the need to run out to the barn in yer underwear just to grab a tool real quick.. and about that time the neighbor at the fence calls ya over for a quick question.. and then ups pulls up.. and btdt, didn't have a tshirt..

 

[jomar215]

Ok, I don't ant to hijack the thread but I've got to tell one more. So, I was living back settlement too, you know, and getting pretty used to being the only guy around. So, I need an outhouse but didn't quite have enough lumber to complete it, so I figure, "Heck, a seat's all I really need anyway." Right?

So I'm sitting on this outseat and I hear a rustle coming up through the woods. It's the telephone repair man. Here I am with my pants around my ankles and he walks right up to me and starts talking about the phone line. He's talking for like 30-40 seconds or something and I'm thinking, "Well, if he's not freaking out, I won't." when he finally realizes what's actually happening and screams out, "Are you taking a ****?!" After my obvious reply he spins on his heels, takes 5 steps away, stops, shrugs his shoulders, spins on his heels again, and walks right back up in front of me, asks me if I need any paper, and proceeds to finish his story.

 

[Dutch445]

Ok, I don't ant to hijack the thread but I've got to tell one more. So, I was living back settlement too, you know, and getting pretty used to being the only guy around. So, I need an outhouse but didn't quite have enough lumber to complete it, so I figure, "Heck, a seat's all I really need anyway." Right?

So I'm sitting on this outseat and I hear a rustle coming up through the woods. It's the telephone repair man. Here I am with my pants around my ankles and he walks right up to me and starts talking about the phone line. He's talking for like 30-40 seconds or something and I'm thinking, "Well, if he's not freaking out, I won't." when he finally realizes what's actually happening and screams out, "Are you taking a ****?!" After my obvious reply he spins on his heels, takes 5 steps away, stops, shrugs his shoulders, spins on his heels again, and walks right back up in front of me, asks me if I need any paper, and proceeds to finish his story.

wow
that is funny, can't imagine the look on that guys face once he realized
what was really goin down.
so,
what did you lose that time,

oh,
just a bit of dignity huh?
lol

 

[jomar215]

I lost more than just a bit ... it's a town of 4,000 - I saw him all the time.