turnkey4099
Elite Member
Reminds me of a story.....
A self-conscious wife asks her husband, "Honey, are my breasts too small?"
"No, honey, they're fine, but if you want to make them bigger, why don't you rub toilet paper between them?" he suggests.
For the next couple of weeks, the wife rubs toilet paper between her breasts several times a day, but sees no results.
"Honey, where did you get the idea that this toilet paper thing would work?"
"Well, you've been rubbing toilet paper on your butt all these years and that's getting bigger."
Amd the funeral was well attended.