Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics)

[Fuddy1952]

Under a big pile of poop you'll find a pony.

 

[bcp]

It only hurts til the pain stops!

It will feel better when it stops hurting.

 

[Industrial Toys]

When asked if I would "LIKE" such and suches voice mail, I always respond: I would rather poke myself in the eye with a sharp stick.

 

[shooterdon]

"He couldn't organize a **** up in a ***** house."

 

[Fuddy1952]

Epitaph on a tombstone I once saw..."See, I told you I was sick".

 

[bcp]

 

[tjkubota93]

My Grandpa heading out the door when asked where he was going..."Crazy. Want to come along?".

Nice. It could apply to anyone, especially me!

 

[2LaneCruzer]

One of my Dad's favorites: "It's not what you want that makes you fat, it's what you get"!

 

[hawkeye08]

If you don't have time to do it right the first time, when will you find time to fix it right the second time? My response to Pa was I needed to get it done so I could finish xxxx.

 

[Fuddy1952]

In the 50's after dinner Dad used bathroom off of living room. Mom walked in disgusted, brought back pine scented spray. When she left Dad says "Now it smells like somebody sh*t in the woods".