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[Pixguy]

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

 

[Pixguy]

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

 

[Jstpssng]

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Now that song's going to be stuck in my head for the next week. Thanks for NOTHING!

 

[k0ua]

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

I have always wondered about that

 

[2LaneCruzer]

I have always wondered about that

The corn that was cracked, was in the form of corn whiskey. Here's one man's opinion:

What's the story behind 'Jimmy Crack Corn'? It may be darker than you think

The song seems bright and peppy, but there's more going on than meets the ear.

www.azcentral.com

 

[Pixguy]

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily but she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!

 

[Frankenkubota]

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily but she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!

I used to brag that i could

downshift

smoke a cig

smoke a joint

drink a beer and

turn a corner with out ever missing a beat, 351 mustang. (6 liter)

i don't do that anymore

those were the daze

 

[Xfaxman]

 

[sea2summit]

Now that song's going to be stuck in my head for the next week. Thanks for NOTHING!

I had to infect my children because apparently I had failed teaching it to them thus far.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

One morning on my way to work, I was behind this lady on the interstate who kept weaving back and forth; when I got close, I saw that she was taking rollers out of her hair. I changed lanes and thought I had lost her. About 10 minutes later, I found myself behind her again; still weaving back and forth. This time she was putting her make up on.