Pixguy
Super Member
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Now that song's going to be stuck in my head for the next week. Thanks for NOTHING!If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
I have always wondered about thatIf Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
The corn that was cracked, was in the form of corn whiskey. Here's one man's opinion:I have always wondered about that
I used to brag that i couldThis morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily but she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!
I had to infect my children because apparently I had failed teaching it to them thus far.Now that song's going to be stuck in my head for the next week. Thanks for NOTHING!