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   / ?????? GROAN 2 #225  
Aww - I like Sting.

MoKelly
There was only one of his songs which I ever liked... that one about the Loch Ness monster.
That's OK. Nobody ever forced me to listen to him, and there are many other people who share your opinion.
 
   / ?????? GROAN 2 #226  
There was only one of his songs which I ever liked... that one about the Loch Ness monster.
That's OK. Nobody ever forced me to listen to him, and there are many other people who share your opinion.

True. As they say - art is in the eye of the beholder.

Music can be considered art.

MoKelly
 
   / ?????? GROAN 2 #228  
His adaption of Dowland is interesting
I enjoyed it better than most of his work... because it doesn't sound like Sting or the Police.
I enjoyed that more than most of his work... it doesn't sound like Sting OR the Police.
Plus it's acoustic, which makes most songs more appealing to me.

Thank you for sharing. Even bands which I enjoy are getting stale because of the constant airplay. I could have sworn that the Eagles- (or Bob Seger, The Stones, Traffic, Merle Haggard, Bobby Bare, Loretta Lynn, or fill in the blank) performed more than 3 songs in their careers, yet you wouldn't know it to listen to any music venue today.
 
   / ?????? GROAN 2 #229  
A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in rural Texas near a blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow and took careful aim. But, before he could release his arrow, his friend pointed at a funeral procession passing on the road below their stand. The hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat, bowed his head and closed his eyes in prayer. His friend was amazed.

"Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known."

The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."
 
   / ?????? GROAN 2 #230  
A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He
marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather have a job".
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter."
"You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a
two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is
$200,000 a year."

The guy says, "You're bullsh***ing me!" The social worker says "Yeah, but you started it !!"
 
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