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   / For Sale Add Definitions #21  
“Bought this with the intention of fixing it up, but too many other projects” = bought it, began fixing it and realized it’s such a POS, I want to sell it to some other sucker.
 
   / For Sale Add Definitions #24  
“Fleet Maintained” = Every low hour or ex-employee drove it, so it’s beat to death because they disliked the boss.
 
   / For Sale Add Definitions #25  
Not tractor related but around 1971ish friend went to nearby city to look at 1968 Chevy SS396 that was advertised in newspaper as owned by “my grandma who only drove it to church on Sundays”. Friend did purchase the car, it was pristine, & title WAS in grandma’s name! After a little questioning she did admit to having also visited local drag strip…….😜
 
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#26  
Man, these just keep getting better and better. LOL

I once saw a post on the Allis Chalmers forum about all the way people on Craig's List spell Allis Chalmers. It was hilarious.
 
   / For Sale Add Definitions #27  
Not tractor related but around 1971ish friend went to nearby city to look at 1968 Chevy SS396 that was advertised in newspaper as owned by “my grandma who only drove it to church on Sundays”. Friend did purchase the car, it was pristine, & title WAS in grandma’s name! After a little questioning she did admit to having also visited local drag strip…….

And she was a he, so not the drag strip you thought.
 
   / For Sale Add Definitions #28  
"I hate to have have to get rid of it, it has been so good to me" = "I can't keep it running and want it gone ASAP"
 
   / For Sale Add Definitions #29  
“Only 100K on the diesel, so just getting broken in” = yeah but the rest of the truck is no different than a gas truck so at 100K, it’s pretty much wore out.
 
   / For Sale Add Definitions #30  
The one thing some people can't seem to figure out??
 

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