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What does a blonde call Clairol ?.....artificial intelligence...!
 
  
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The better half sent me to the dog house for constantly doing really bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions...but don't worry..."I'll return"...
 
  
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I had a dog named Tax. One day I opened the door, and income Tax....!
 
  
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I had a dog named Twice...He wouldn't come if you called him once...!
 
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Six in a row, Slash, and not offensive. ('Blondie' laffed at post #51) Keep 'em coming. (y)
 
  
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A broken can opener...is a...can't opener...!
 
  
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Police report that by this evening all the hardened criminals have been returned to the penitentiary after a ready mix concrete truck collided with their prison bus early this morning...!

...In other police news...The suspect the press are calling the bowling alley killer is still at large and the police fear he may strike again...!
 
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Difference between in-laws and outlaws in one's life is that one of them is wanted.
 
  
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What did Paul Revere say at the end of his famous ride...?

...Whoa!...!
 
 
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