This thread is starting to sound like that commercial for some hot sauce where the tag line is..."I put this **** on everything" but the S word is bleeped out...!
Sorry, I won't buy all of that pre mixed stuff. You want Siracha Mayo? Mix it yourself. That way you can add however much heat you like. Jalapeno Ketchup? Fresh jalapeno is better.
The thing about mixing your own is that it takes time, ingredients, and is often inconsistent. This stuff can be counted on to be identical with each blast.