Bird
Rest in Peace
My favorite is "cold" guess that's why my wife says I am a beer "*****"
I used to have a fellow working for me who said he just drank whatever was the cheapest beer the store had; said he'd just tell the clerk, "I want a case of the cheapest beer you have." He said his school teacher wife found that embarrassing, told him if he wanted cheap beer to at least order it by name. And he said, "Nope, might not get the cheapest one if I did that."