Canada Geese

[k0ua]

He followed a pair round for a whole day watching and counting. He determined they dropped on the average of 19 times per hour, their green grenades

Apparently "Tied up dogs" and "pet crows" can't hold a candle to "like poop through a goose".

it all sounds pretty crappy to me..

 

[goeduck]

I too, routinely refer to both as "Canadian Geese", although I'm also routinely corrected by my SO. Canada geese have the same markings but have a slightly shorter, more blunt beak, and are generally smaller, than Canada geese, e.g. the Canadian drakes are about the size of Canada geese females.

No shame in calling both whichever you wish. 99.9% of the population do, and no-one will complain. Certainly not me.

Although we do enjoy a very small number of them, whether they're Canada geese or Canadian geese I personally don't know, I agree with the others that TOO MANY, are not welcome. Nor are year-round residents. We enjoy learning their habits and quirks, as we do with all other wildlife that we have around here. But they're not welcome to set up permanent residence... not unless they are willing to pay their share of the taxes.

Interesting. This article says the name has changed over time to Canadian Geese as if there is one species. It has to be correct, it is on the Internet. Oh wait, this thread is on the Internet too :shocked:

languagehat.com : CANADIAN GEESE.

Canada Goose and Canadian Geese sound better than Canadian Goose and Canada Geese, I think I will go with that.

 

[buckeyefarmer]

Ask to see their green card, and have them deported. Oh, maybe they already left their green cards all over your lawn....

 

[goeduck]

Once the government puts a species on the protected list, they start their fiefdom building and never want to scale it back. They look at Canadian Geese as job security. Go figure :mur: :mur:

Bald Eagles, the same thing. The fish and game guys tell me to stay away from the nest trees, I tell Barney Fife to get off my property. The eagles come down and watch me, they could care less. You see them in the big cities these days on lightposts above freeways even. Next time the fish and game guys come onto my property I will tell them to go to the big city and shut the freeway down because there is an eagle on a lightpost. Where I live on the saltwater at least they are part of the food chain. Thieves but they play a role.

 

[1010]

Wait till next spring when the geese are molting, dig a big hole,, put up some snow fence or temporary fence shaped like a funnel. Get some friends and herd the birds into the entrapment, you might need a boat helping as well.
Then, well,, you know..

This will be a temporary fix more then likely,, As new birds will replace them.. But it won't be as many..

 

[Gem99ultra]

Interesting. This article says the name has changed over time to Canadian Geese as if there is one species. It has to be correct, it is on the Internet. Oh wait, this thread is on the Internet too :shocked:

languagehat.com : CANADIAN GEESE.

Canada Goose and Canadian Geese sound better than Canadian Goose and Canada Geese, I think I will go with that.

WAY too funny I suppose we've proved one thing for sure - the internet only tells truth, and one can prove just about anything they want with internet confirmation. The one thing that I think we all agree upon is that 'Too many is TOO MANY'.

 

[Snobdds]

We have hundreds of thousands pass through Wyoming each year on their annual migration. A lot like to hang out at the golf courses and city ponds and lakes. It got so bad that the city bought a trained Australian Shepherd to chase away the birds. The dog goes to all the parks and golf courses each day and is trained to sneak up on them and chase them off. It works really well, until the next flock comes in, then the process repeats itself all over again. The routine happens twice a year, once in the spring and again in the fall.

Those birds are messy, they can make a clean park a massive outhouse. However the birds that stay in the corn and soybean fields are welcome by the farmers, they lay good nitrogen all over.

 

[Gem99ultra]

Lots of comments about how nasty Canada geese are... They aren't by themselves on that.

I've found that Muscovy ducks and Mallards are just a big of a nuisance. The Muscovy's climb all over the flower beds, lay eggs all over the place, and never go back to sit on them. They poop everywhere, especially on the porch. And talk about ugly looking creatures that multiply like flies!

The Mallards do nothing but mate all day and all night. The females get as many as possible males to mate with them. I've seen them with a train of 9 or 10 males waiting in line. And when those are done, she'll go around teasing up another bunch of horny males. Geeze!

I suppose too many of anything gets on our nerves. But remember - we're the visitors here on earth, same as they are. BTW, we had 8 or 9 Canada geese drop in for an hour or so this morning. No idea as to where they came from or where they were going. They didn't stay long - just wanted to say hello.

 

[k0ua]

So a lot of screwing, egg laying and pooping... Sounds like normal behavior for a lot of creatures on this earth.

 

[goeduck]

Well, not all of them lay eggs. Screwing and pooping yes :rotfl: