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Some of the dimwits are dimmer than others.
There's a story in the local newspaper this morning about a road rage incident on I-35 yesterday about 9:30 a.m. Driver #1 said he was driving on the Interstate and there was a car stopped on the shoulder of the road. He says a person got out of the car and ran across the road forcing him to hit his brakes to avoid a collision with the pedestrian. An SUV behind him had to swerve to the other lane to avoid rear ending #1. The two drivers exchanged obscene gestures, #2 threw something at #1's car, then #1 followed #2 to an industrial parking lot where #2 went inside the building while #1 called for a police officer. #1 showed the officer the dent in his car. #2 came out of the building, said he was drinking a cup of coffee when #1 slowed abruptly causing him to swerve and drop his coffee cup. #2 said he did then throw the coffee cup at #1. In the meantime, a female driver went to the police department, said she was behind two vehicles that swerved around in the road, the drivers exchanged obscene gestures, then one threw a ceramic cup at the other. The cup broke and parts of it hit her windshield, so she had a broken windshield.
Now that may not be the dimmest driver in town, but he sure ought to be in the running.
Now that may not be the dimmest driver in town, but he sure ought to be in the running.