Funny Terms and Names!

DaveNH · Apr 9, 2001

Between "INSERT NAME HERE" and me, we know everything in the world. "NAME" knows everything except that he's an ass...., and I know that!

We're all in this together! (3)
Executive Yuppie Tractor Owner
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Roy · Apr 9, 2001

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Roy

Boondox · Apr 9, 2001

Another medical term: cranio-rectal inversion

Pete

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Roy · Apr 10, 2001

Pete; Is that a 'swapping' of the head and buttock?

Roy

toddler · Apr 10, 2001

There's always,
"Bats in his bellfry" (sp?)
"Brain Fart",
and one that I'm learning to love,
the old, "Senior Moment"!
I seem to be having a lot of those lately.
Todd

GlueGuy · Apr 10, 2001

The "Senior Moment" reminds me of one I got last year:

There's nothing wrong with my memory. I just don't always get same day service.

The GlueGuy

PapaRoakes · Jun 15, 2001

Up here in the one syllable state (that would be Maine) they say there's only two types of folks. "Them that was bawn heah, and them that's "from away".

PapaRoakes

Hawgee · Jun 15, 2001

Before baseball cards it would have been, "Sharp as a marble".
If this thread was any shorter I'd say it was so flat it's only got one side.
I'm close to Microsoft and am aware of the many nationalities that contribute to the software industry. But up on the Canadian border where some don't use the computer, the new non native that sells the American beer back to the weekend Canadian is know as the towel head. Wonder how long that one will last???
I'll remind you haw_gee is for left and right when driving draft horses. I'm right handed and the docs say that means I think in my left brain lobe. Proof positive I'm not in my right mind. /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif But the coffee keeps me @ a good frequency.

"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered."
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

jdkid · Jun 15, 2001

Hi ya's
my grandfather used to come up with a few

colder than a stepmothers smile
sleepin in the star motel (camping out)
were ya born in a tent (shut the door ya lettin the heat out)
ya make a better door than a window(ya blockin my view)
ya can't fatten thoroghbreads (why i'm skinny) the come back is "or stray cats!!"
wouldn't know s#!t from clay (dumb)
5/8's of f#$k all (as in "i got 5/8's of F#$k all when i traded my tractor!!"
catch ya's
JD Kid