Funny Terms and Names!

   / Funny Terms and Names! #31  
Between "INSERT NAME HERE" and me, we know everything in the world. "NAME" knows everything except that he's an ass...., and I know that!

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   / Funny Terms and Names! #32  
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Roy
 
   / Funny Terms and Names! #34  
Pete; Is that a 'swapping' of the head and buttock?

Roy
 
   / Funny Terms and Names! #35  
There's always,
"Bats in his bellfry" (sp?)
"Brain Fart",
and one that I'm learning to love,
the old, "Senior Moment"!
I seem to be having a lot of those lately.
Todd
 
   / Funny Terms and Names! #36  
The "Senior Moment" reminds me of one I got last year:

There's nothing wrong with my memory. I just don't always get same day service.

The GlueGuy
 
   / Funny Terms and Names! #37  
Up here in the one syllable state (that would be Maine) they say there's only two types of folks. "Them that was bawn heah, and them that's "from away".


PapaRoakes
 
   / Funny Terms and Names! #38  
Before baseball cards it would have been, "Sharp as a marble".
If this thread was any shorter I'd say it was so flat it's only got one side.
I'm close to Microsoft and am aware of the many nationalities that contribute to the software industry. But up on the Canadian border where some don't use the computer, the new non native that sells the American beer back to the weekend Canadian is know as the towel head. Wonder how long that one will last???
I'll remind you haw_gee is for left and right when driving draft horses. I'm right handed and the docs say that means I think in my left brain lobe. Proof positive I'm not in my right mind. /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif But the coffee keeps me @ a good frequency.

"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered."
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
 
   / Funny Terms and Names! #39  
Hi ya's
my grandfather used to come up with a few

colder than a stepmothers smile
sleepin in the star motel (camping out)
were ya born in a tent (shut the door ya lettin the heat out)
ya make a better door than a window(ya blockin my view)
ya can't fatten thoroghbreads (why i'm skinny) the come back is "or stray cats!!"
wouldn't know s#!t from clay (dumb)
5/8's of f#$k all (as in "i got 5/8's of F#$k all when i traded my tractor!!"
catch ya's
JD Kid
 
   / Funny Terms and Names! #40  
Does a fat baby smile when he poots?Colder than a mother-in-laws heart!Better than gettin money from home without writing!
 

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