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G A T O R B O Y ' S
CYLINDER COUNT


<ul type="square">[*]Kubota M8950 - 4
[*]Bobcat 873 - 4
[*]Buick LeSabre - 6
[*]Chevy K3500 - 8
[*]Honda Civic - 4
[*]Scag Walk-behind mower - 2
[*]Echo Weedeater - 1
[*]Air compressor - 1
[*]Husqvarna Chainsaw - 1
[*]Homelite Chainsaw - 1
[/list]
TOTAL: 32 (Age 41)
IN THE HOLE: 9
 
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Dieselsmoke and Gatorboy,

Well--you guys do have a little catching up to do, but once you get there, it's just one cylinder a year /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

The trick (at least for me) is convincing my wife that it is very important to continue to grow the cylinder index.

Another notion created by the host of the radio program is the FFLF

The FFLF (female fun limitation factor) is a basic rule of nature whereby when any two men are gathered (typically in the garage) and they are just about to do something they consider fun, the female of the house has a sixth sense about it. She comes out to the garage just in time to administer "THE LOOK" and subsequently puts an end to things.

I know I've witnessed it first hand /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Bob
 
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</font><font color="blue" class="small">( tractor 2 )</font>

Hey Jerry, your not as far behind as you thought. Your tractor has 3. You musta still been thinking you had the little Yanmar. How did you forget your blue buddy? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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truck-6, car-4, CUT-3, garden tractor-2, weed wackers-2, snow blower-1, mower-1, gen-1, saw-1, blower-1 = 22
My cuurent age 47... /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
 
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I have an 02 Ford PU (8), 59 IHC PU (6), 41 Ford (8), 00 Alero (6), B2910 (4), Snapper lawn mower (1), Weed whacker (1), Mantis tiller (1), Stihl chainsaw (1), Generator (2), Snapper snowblower (1), log splitter (1) = 40. 55-40=15 cylinders short. I guess it's time to warm up the credit card. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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By dang, you're right Jim. Where was my head? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
OK..........revised count 27 cylinders age still 47 /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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Hey I'm good for 4 more years

Honda 4
9 n 4
allis 4
suburban 8
chev pu 8
lawn mower 1
chain saw (2) 2
trimmers (2) 2
old jd hit and miss 1
generator 1
kubota 3
total 38

How about electric motors in the garage?

not including battery powered? 21

This ratio could be improved. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Will talk to the CFO about this!
 
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Cylinder count .... 42 ... and I cheated because I added in the farm tractors but the differential depressed me. As it is I'm still 14 cylinders short. What have I been doing with my life?????? Now, let me see .... old Jaguar - that's 12 and something with 4 cylinders to give me a 2 year break to work on the Jaguar.
 
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Truck 8, car 4, tractor 2,
Riding mower, push mower, pressure washer, leaf blower, chipper, chainsaw, weedeater, all with 1 cyl - 7
Total = 21
I'm 10 cylinders short!! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
 
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I mentioned to the CFO tonight that I was 20 cylinders short and maybe we need to do some shopping to even things out. I suggested maybe 2 new V10 F250 Super Duty's while keeping the trucks we have. That would make the equation even right there.
Her response was <font color="blue"> "As soon as they make a vacuum, dishwasher, disposal, washing machines, clothes dryer and something called an automatic laundry folder with internal combustion engines......then we'll be even" </font>
Lordie, what a hard woman /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I forgot the chipper shredder.......I'm only 19 short now
 
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Bronco-8
Mustang-8
Ranger-4
Kubota-4
Farmall cub-4
Mower-2
Push mower-1
Generator-1
Chainsaw-1
Weedeater-1
Hedgetrimmer-1
Posthole digger-1
Tiller-1

=37 I'm 2 short but I'm gonna trade the ranger in for a 6 cyl. F150. That would make me dead even except for the fact that I turn 40 in Jan.

Kevin
 
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I think that you can find a gasoline powered washing machine, but don't think that the rest are available..... I know that Maytag made them in the 1920's to the 1950's... possibly even later........
 
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</font><font color="blue" class="small">( I mentioned to the CFO tonight that I was 20 cylinders short )</font>

My wife has always said I'm a cylinder or two short, but I think that's a different subject... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 
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So buy the F150 (or better a Silverado /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif) w/ a V8 and you'll be good to go for another year.
 
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Do the engines have to run? If so, I'm at a serious deficit with around 30 at age 63. But, if I can count all of them, I stopped counting at 71. I do have a few projects laying around, including at least 8 VW Rabbit and Scirocco engines in various states of repair for spares, etc., for our road racing project. If I needed a certain part and it came attached to a car with an engine in it, I got it all. I think I may have missed a couple of Toyota engines and a Fiat 2000 engine that are under the bench. Do disassembled blocks, cranks, etc. count? Thank goodness, I got rid of a few.
 
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Don,
I would think that a bare block "out back" don't count /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Jerry
 
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</font><font color="blue" class="small">( hazmat the other day revealing that he was born in 1975 )</font>
GOSH! HAZMAT was born in 75? boy do i feel old now /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif but i think bird is a tad older than me! i was born i 42
 
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<font color="blue"> i was born i 42 </font>

Must have been a good year. My father was born in 42! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
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<font color="blue"> Must have been a good year. My father was born in 42! </font>

My dad joined the Army in '42. I was born when he was 42, and now I am 42. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Number of cylinders:
Car 6
Van 6
Truck 8
Landcruiser 6
Motorcycle 2
Tractor 4
Tractor 2
Tractor 1
Snowblower 1
Snowblower 1
Weedeater 1
Chainsaw 1
Generator 1
Leafblower 1
Push mower 1
TOTAL = 42

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Ford F350 8, Chevy Van 8, Chevy Z-28 8, Chevy Cavalier 4, JD 790 3, Murray Lawn Tractor 2, MTD Snowblower 1, Husky saw 1, Craftsmen saw 1, Homelite WW 1, Craftsmen Hedge Clipper 1

That equals 38 cylinders, I was born in 1966 so that makes me 37.. what do I win? /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
 

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