NEVER throw a mouse into a commode!!!!

   / NEVER throw a mouse into a commode!!!! #31  
I learned English so to speak on the street. So tongs or thongs is the same to me as tampax or ten bucks. :duh: I live in the USA almost 30 years but still speak funny and occasionally make silly mistakes. Spell checker is my friend and enemy I suppose. One time we traveled to a baseball game to Minneapolis. Since we didn't have a car because we drove with a friend I went to a hotel bar to ask my friend to borrow his car to get my wife tampax. While explaining what and why I needed when I said tampax he gave me 10 bucks. So it became a joke in our family.
Since the thread strayed from mice to spelling. Here is another story. I forgot a password for our commercial bank account. While trying to get in the bank locked the account after fourth try. I called the customer service asking them to enable the account and reset the password. They said that they will pass the request to IT and call me back. About an hour later I got call from my wife that our son was called by the bank telling him that all ours and his accounts are locked up because some Middle Eastern guy is trying to get in and rob them.
 
   / NEVER throw a mouse into a commode!!!! #33  
The thong thing had me crying. Absolutely hilarious!

On the mouse note. I chased one around the garage with a dead blow hammer last week. Got it too.

That was a first for that method...
 
   / NEVER throw a mouse into a commode!!!! #34  
The thong thing had me crying. Absolutely hilarious!

On the mouse note. I chased one around the garage with a dead blow hammer last week. Got it too.

That was a first for that method...

Yeah, you would not want any "bounceback" when smashing a rodent!:laughing:
 
   / NEVER throw a mouse into a commode!!!! #35  
Our log cabin had its share of mouse entry points.
Enough that I ended up keeping a score card. (36)
One little guy was rather slow so I thought I could clobber him with a heavy object that was nearby.
On my knees I chased him --swat swat slam-- except that as I stretched for the next swat I hit my extended left hand and practically broke a finger.

We had a few little guys that actually would sit on the fireplace ledge and watch us as we moved about.
Try reading a book and get that weird feeling that you are being watched!
 
   / NEVER throw a mouse into a commode!!!! #36  
I would have asked her ... did you really eat that for dinner last night!!!!!

I was thinking of saying "Honey next time chew your food and it wont try to swim back!" lol :x :D )

The Thong (tong) and thongs are good ones, here thong is woman's crack floss & have heard the same term/usage for (flip flops) by others...

M
 
   / NEVER throw a mouse into a commode!!!! #37  
Thirty plus years out here and two weeks ago - first time ever event. I've got mice, pocket gophers, ground squirrels, chipmunk etc,etc. Backing my Jeep out of the carport and heard a great "whump" and a cloud of dust came out from under the hood.

A WOOD RAT had built a nest in the engine compartment and when I started/backed up the vehicle he decided it was time to abandon ship. His misfortune was - an attempted exit THRU the engine cooling fan. Took a while to clean & hose down that situation.

Never seen an animal such as that - the local vet ID'd the remains - right thru the plastic sack that I had it in.
 
   / NEVER throw a mouse into a commode!!!! #38  
Quite surprised that no thread participants so far have found and posted some PHOTOS to depict exactly what a THONG is.

- Jay
 
   / NEVER throw a mouse into a commode!!!! #39  
I was working in Russia for about two years many years ago. My employer got a contract to install control system for 5 compressor stations on a pipeline. One of the stations was located by Volga river north of Stalingrad in a village Antipovka. Perpendicular to the river was a large sunflower field stretching toward the main road about a mile or two away. One day large group of combines entered the field on the far end and started harvesting the sunflower. Doing that they pushed millions of mice toward the river and invading our station. When the calamity was over you would open a cabinet and find everything chewed up. Insulation from wires was stripped to bare metal. Chips on pc boards were chewed etc. Even cables in underground conduits were chewed up. The mice also invaded our compound and chewed our clothes, shoes you name it. We had a cat in our shop that was so terrified that hair on its back was standing up while mice was running over it. The mice peed everywhere and in everything, many died. When it was over the place just stunk. It was a total loss.
 

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