OH NO - I may be a Wino!!

[FTG-05]

This thread is starting to sound like a country song - all we need now someone wailing about how she took the dog too!

 

[donk2014]

oh please hun.....dont take the tractor

 

[JGinNC]

Why would Cwash think he's a Winocerous? That's just cwazy.

 

[Mace Canute]

Now, if you could get the WINE or WIMIN for a SONG, we would have the beginnings of a perfect ballad:number1::cowboy::cowgirl:

How's this? Close enough? It's the best I can do...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8a9eqkSqM8

 

[crash325]

Sounds to me like the nice looking lady might just have you end up with you sitting on the curb wondering why your spouse kicked you out of the house That doghouse out back is not a comfortable place to sleep either. Careful - those nice looking ladies are dangerous, especially when they are armed with Red Sangria!

But... that's a nice situation for sure.

I'm a little short on spouses right now.
Just me, Mother Bobby & little Boy & they are both Dogs.

 

[RedNeckGeek]

How long before I'm siting on the curb in front of the store with my cup asking for hand out ???
Am I doomed.???

They say variety is the spice of life, and since the first one was free, what could go wrong?

Ben Franklin said "All things in moderation", to which I add "I don't intend to miss any of 'em".

There are millions of wines out there, Jim, but even those with the same name have vastly different tastes. The flavor even changes from year to year, and not just in the same bottle, either. Unlike beer, the only way to know if you like one is to try it. The best way to do that is to find it for free, and having something nice to rest your eyes on while doing so is a two edged sword. I've learned the hard way not to buy anything after I've tasted three or four different ones, especially from friendly, helpful sales people. :confused2:

 

[Bird]

How long before I'm siting on the curb in front of the store with my cup asking for hand out ???
Am I doomed.???

Nope, you're OK, as long as you don't start drinking Thunderbird or MD20-20.

 

[oldtimer 66]

You are not a Wino. A real Wino puts a bag over the bottle so he doesn't know when the end is coming LOL Later

 

[FTG-05]

I'm reading this right enjoying my daily combo of a huge frozen mug of my own Skeeter Pee mixed with one bottle of Bud Lime - ice cold.

Life is good!

 

[JDgreen227]

You are not a Wino. A real Wino puts a bag over the bottle so he doesn't know when the end is coming LOL Later

That's why I buy the cheapo 5 liter boxes of Franzia and Vella...by the time I get them empty enough to realize it's nearing the last few glasses full I don't really care any more...:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: