Well this is embarrassing but it will get some of you spraying that early morning coffee up your nose. We are at wood chuck one, me zero. We have a small garden ,flowers and some vegetables. right outside the kitchen. Woodchuck makes short work of it and we have seen him climbing the fence. My wife was going nuts. We have a live trap and catch one a year ,they always seem to come back. So I said the next time we get one I will drown him in a garbage can of water. SO we got one. I got the big barrel out and as I started thinking about the hose I felt like drowning was a really hard way to go. So I decided to gas him. Put the cage in a garbage bag and start the car.Hang the whole thing over the exhaust pipe. I started the car in the garage and then decided running the car inside the garage was not a good idea so I backed it out. But I forgot to close the car door. So the door ran into the garage door rail. Wow. Garage door rail bent to heck and gone and car door window half down and ripped out of the tracks. So closed the car door and finished backing out. Took a sledge hammer to the garage door track and got it working. Then back to drowning. While the 50 gal drum was filling I took the car door apart. Good news the door closed and locked . Bad news the window regulator and tracks looked like pretzels. Now the 50 gal drum was full. Now remember the BP thing , It's 5000 feet down and we have never done this before. So I pick up the trap and throw it vertically in the 50 gal drum. The gravity latches flop open as the woodchuck climbs up the cage out the top over the drum and into the woods. I stand there looking at an empty trap, A wrecked car door and a really bent garage door rail.
I got away cheap the door repair was $400. The had to do some creative work on the inside of the door but at least they saved it and no paint. Glass was ok as well. Maybe I will try antifreeze down his hole if I can find it.