RUI?

[thepumpguysc]

I have a good friend of mine who after drinking to much, put his keys in the glove box, climbed into the back seat and went to sleep..
He was woken up by police doing their rounds, tapping on his windows with their billy-clubs..
They insisted he get his car off the street… he said he!! NO.. about the time I put the keys in the ignition, you’ll pull me over and give me a DUI.!!! So they arrested him for public intoxication & towed his car.!!
He didn’t care, at least he didn’t get a DUI.!!

 

[Dftodd]

Used to be dui guys would take riding mowers to get their daily beers now it's unregistered scooters.

Local guy had a pink moped. He would run it down to the boat dock. Load it on his party barge. Cross the lake so he was closer to work and then hop back on the moped.

 

[jyoutz]

Drunk horse rider arrested for DUI in Merced

A horse rider was arrested after they were caught being under the influence in Merced.According to the California Highway Patrol, officers spotted someone takin

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Only in California

There was a woman in Albuquerque arrested for DUI while riding an electric scooter.