RUI?

[Hughman]

Drunk horse rider arrested for DUI in Merced

A horse rider was arrested after they were caught being under the influence in Merced.According to the California Highway Patrol, officers spotted someone takin

kmph.com

Only in California

 

[Eagle1]

I had friend get a DUI on a bicycle.... he was in the roadway.

 

[Dftodd]

I had friend get a DUI on a bicycle.... he was in the roadway.

Ahh.... that reminds me of the town drunk growing up.

He lost his license after a bit and had his car disabled.

He then moved on to a bicycle. He would only ride his bicycle the 1/4, mile up to the gas station. Buy his case of beer and then ride home.

The issue was he would ride the bicycle smack dab in the center of the travel lanes right down the double yellow line

Fearing for his safety, they confiscated his bicycle.

The next day I was coming home from school in my car and here's the town drunk, walking down the double yellow line with his wheel barrow headed to the store for his booze

 

[Eagle1]

Ahh.... that reminds me of the town drunk growing up.

He lost his license after a bit and had his car disabled.

He then moved on to a bicycle. He would only ride his bicycle the 1/4, mile up to the gas station. Buy his case of beer and then ride home.

The issue was he would ride the bicycle smack dab in the center of the travel lanes right down the double yellow line

Fearing for his safety, they confiscated his bicycle.

The next day I was coming home from school in my car and here's the town drunk, walking down the double yellow line with his wheel barrow headed to the store for his booze

You from Boston? Sounds like the guy I know...

 

[buckeyefarmer]

I'm old enough to remember when driving drunk was an excuse to get off of whatever you did......

 

[Dftodd]

You from Boston? Sounds like the guy I know...

No.... This guy lived in East Middlebury Vermont. Anyone who lived in that area from the mid 80's to early 90's knows who I'm referring too

 

[Eagle1]

I think every town has one or 2.... Out local towing co has a frequent flyer that gets discount rates because they tow him home every other weekend...

 

[Fixastuff]

Used to be dui guys would take riding mowers to get their daily beers now it's unregistered scooters.

 

[MossRoad]

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Only in California

OR Florida...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2017/11/04/a-florida-woman-rode-her-horse-on-a-highway-drunk-she-was-charged-with-a-dui/

Maybe not Montana....

 

[LouNY]

The DUI laws get so damned ridiculous it is shameful. If a drunk does any thing responsible such as sleep it off in a parked car they get a dui with it not even being on a highway. Sheer stupidity.

 

[thepumpguysc]

I have a good friend of mine who after drinking to much, put his keys in the glove box, climbed into the back seat and went to sleep..
He was woken up by police doing their rounds, tapping on his windows with their billy-clubs..
They insisted he get his car off the street… he said he!! NO.. about the time I put the keys in the ignition, you’ll pull me over and give me a DUI.!!! So they arrested him for public intoxication & towed his car.!!
He didn’t care, at least he didn’t get a DUI.!!

 

[Dftodd]

Used to be dui guys would take riding mowers to get their daily beers now it's unregistered scooters.

Local guy had a pink moped. He would run it down to the boat dock. Load it on his party barge. Cross the lake so he was closer to work and then hop back on the moped.

 

[jyoutz]

Drunk horse rider arrested for DUI in Merced

A horse rider was arrested after they were caught being under the influence in Merced.According to the California Highway Patrol, officers spotted someone takin

kmph.com

Only in California

There was a woman in Albuquerque arrested for DUI while riding an electric scooter.

 

[Dftodd]

I have a good friend of mine who after drinking to much, put his keys in the glove box, climbed into the back seat and went to sleep..
He was woken up by police doing their rounds, tapping on his windows with their billy-clubs..
They insisted he get his car off the street… he said he!! NO.. about the time I put the keys in the ignition, you’ll pull me over and give me a DUI.!!! So they arrested him for public intoxication & towed his car.!!
He didn’t care, at least he didn’t get a DUI.!!

Years ago, I had someone spike my drink at a bar thinking it was funny.

Not sure what they put in it, but it made me sick as he!!. It was 5° outside and all I had was a regular cap pickup.

Cop found me in the bars parking lot with the truck running and me stretched put across the seat of the truck.

I explained to the officer that I had only 1 drink that night. And that I thought someone spiked my drink with something. I only drank about half of the drink and then got sick as the dickens.

Cop was actually pretty cool about it. Apparently I wasn't the first person that he had found out in the parking lot in similar fashion. The Cop did ask about whom I was hanging out with since he was trying to figure put who was spiking drinks there.

I went to a walk in clinic the next day and had them perform a drug test on me. Someone laced my drink with ecstasy.