Dad retired from Sears as service manager right after WWII until '83. He passed away a few years ago. I always was hoping he would write a book. Stories he told were so amazing, and I remember most of them.
One fellow he worked with Francesco, an older Italian fellow sold vacuum cleaners and sewing machines, always wore a suit. Sears hired a part time kid who was demonstrating a sewing machine for a couple, Francesco standing behind the kid. At the right time Francesco opened his jacket where he had pinned two notes..."Don't buy from him" & "Buy from me".
Another time Francesco was driving out in the country selling vacuum cleaners. At this old cabin a lady let's him in, he has a vacuum and a handful of dirt which he sprinkles around the room. After he explains how great the vacuum is he asks where her plug is. "We don't have electricity here" she tells him as she hands him a broom.