I'd kind of forgotten about sleep apnea. I bet I do have it. I actually wake myself up snoring and sort of gasping. Been like this for years. I suppose I should get it looked at. I am 6'3" tall and weigh about 220lbs, and I am pretty fat so my doctor doesn't think I'm too fat.
Sotol, I also have the aches and pains thing going on. I have a very good mattress that cost about a zillion dollars and it helps, but I've just beaten my body up over the years.
Started the thread as a funny, but now you have me thinking.