10-15 minutes
Just driven it off the van, my boss from work drove it round the back becuse he was having too much fun so I told him to take it round.
I hopped on and rode onto the lawn. The lawn is on a slope and it was very muddy, the tractor had turf tyres on. I went to round the corner to go back up the garden again and put on the brakes, yikes!, the left hand brakes dont work (second hand tractor). I veered horribly down the slope the right hand wheel locked up, I tried the diff lock, a terrible crunch encouraged me not to do that again so I let it go, I tried to drop it into reverse to stop it, I could see everybody cringing (there was an audience) mainly at the huge gouges I was taking out the lawn but I could see a few people wondering how I was going to stop the tractor. It isnt the first time Ive been sliding down the garden with the wheels locked up, but never on a tractor this large and expensive.
The gearbox jammed and it wouldnt shift into reverse, I was still sliding and could see I was getting quite close to the really steep part of the garden, the whole slide was quiet slow but I was quite keen on stopping my nice new tractor. Aha, a tree, crunch.
It stopped the tractor, the tractor was fine due to the huge lump of solid steel bolted to the front but the tree suffered, ah well, I would always tow it vertical again when it dried out /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Worst part of it all was there was a large audience /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif