jerrybob
Super Member
So now we know.......men are the cause of menopause!:confused2:
BBC News - Men 'to blame for the menopause'
BBC News - Men 'to blame for the menopause'
Sorry Guys....it's ALL your Fault!
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2LaneCruzer
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I lean toward the grandmother as a care giver:
BBC NEWS | Health | Grans 'live longer to be carers'
While I would agree that men as a whole choose younger women, it's also true that the younger women send stronger ****** signals; e.g., "I'm young, healthy and prepared to have your children". Perhaps nature intended younger women to be sexier and more desirable because with the help of Grandma, they can raise their children to maturity. The fact that women have a longer lifespan than men is an indication that grandmas are more important for survival of the species than are grandpas.
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jerrybob
Super Member
I agree 2 Lane........on a funny note.....my Grandpa used to say....."Grandpas die younger because they're married to Grandmas." Grandma would just laugh and say "You ole coot.":laughing:
farmgirl19
Super Member
Even if it wasn't the guy's fault, I think we would blame it on y'all anyway! 
After all, the woman is always right! :laughing:
After all, the woman is always right! :laughing:creekbend
Super Star Member
I have been told by quite a few Women that PMS stands for "Putting Up with MEN's SH*T".
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jerrybob
Super Member
Even if it wasn't the guy's fault, I think we would blame it on y'all anyway!
You been talkin to my wife??? That''s exactly what she said!:laughing:
greasemonkeyok
Veteran Member
Even if it wasn't the guy's fault, I think we would blame it on y'all anyway!
Let's face it guys, women are undefeated.
brain55
Veteran Member
I have been told by quite a few Women that PMS stands for "Putting Up with MEN's SH*T".
My Father-in-law used ask, "You know why men die before women?" his answer was, "Because they want to" lol
I have a PMS joke too, but I'll refrain.
Because I think God has a sense of humor and I may deserve it, my wife oughta start menopause about the same time daughter starts puberty. I've told them that which ever one survives can come get me, I'll be hiding out.
farmgirl19
Super Member
brain55
Veteran Member
But we are so much more fun to be around, when we get our way!
That is a very true statement!
creekbend
Super Star Member
Are You stating that "Bribery" and "Coercion" are fair in "Both Love and War"?But we are so much more fun to be around, when we get our way!
farmgirl19
Super Member
creekbend
Super Star Member
Don't tell anyone, but I think that You are "OKAY".Oops, I forgot that I am on the Internet. NSA may think that OKAY is some type of Code Word.Yes, both of them, and so much more!
farmgirl19
Super Member
:laughing: Well, thank you! I'm sure there is already a file on me somewhere, for the same reason you think that I am "OKAY": I am so shy and reserved! :ashamed:
J F
Elite Member
:laughing: I woke up swmbo to read all this good stuff (she works nights) and got whacked. :confused3:
farmgirl19
Super Member
Crash; I can relate to the one with all of the switches, but I hate shopping, so the one about buying jeans confuses me! Someone want to try to explain why the need to go to every store to me?
J F
Elite Member
:laughing: Swmbo is NOT a shopper either (Thank you Dear Lord).
She loves the Salvation Army store...and I've gotten some nice shirts (all broken in) from her endeavours. (I think she may have bought a couple of shirts that we "gave" earlier. :laughing
She loves the Salvation Army store...and I've gotten some nice shirts (all broken in
) from her endeavours. (I think she may have bought a couple of shirts that we "gave" earlier. :laughing
2LaneCruzer
Epic Contributor
:laughing: Swmbo is NOT a shopper either (Thank you Dear Lord).
She loves the Salvation Army store...and I've gotten some nice shirts (all broken in
Shopper? Sharn Jean is on the Olympic shopping team. No one can stay up with her except my Granddaughter. She still tricks me into going shopping, and I still fall for her stuff. Sharn Jean: "You going to Lowe's? Me: "Yeah, want to go?" Sharn Jean: "Yeah, need some potting soil". Me: "I'll get it for you." Sharn Jean: "Well, I need to get out of the house." Me: "OK". On the way back... Sharn Jean: "I want to stop at Kohl's for a minute..." Kohl's is next to every shop a woman dreams about. I never learn.
crash325
Elite Member
Crash; I can relate to the one with all of the switches, but I hate shopping, so the one about buying jeans confuses me! Someone want to try to explain why the need to go to every store to me?
Surely you are aware that there are females that live to shop. Even if they don't buy anything.
Here a store for you. 1 Stop shopping. :cool2:
