Synthetic Air

[pennwalk]

Come on L I know you guys down south are still punch happy from the big K but everyone knows you don't mow astroturf. You brush and blow dry it. You need to take a couple more hits of synth air.

Chris

 

[tracdoc]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( The EPA banned the manufacture of synthetic hot air as they decided there was already a vast surplus of natural hot air )</font>

slowrev,

Do you know if that ban is nationwide or just in the region inside the D.C. beltway?

 

[DaveNay]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Do you know if that ban is nationwide or just in the region inside the D.C. beltway?)</font>

You have it backwards....inside the beltway is the only place you can still manufacture hot air. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Dave

 

[Junkman]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( You have it backwards....inside the beltway is the only place you can still manufacture hot air. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Dave )</font>

Dave...... you have it wrong...... inside the beltway is the only place that hot air is spewed at an out of control rate. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[slowrev]

It is nationwide. Politicians are exempt from the ban on producing syn hot air as they are exempt from most laws it seems.

Ben

 

[Farmwithjunk]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( </font><font color="blueclass=small">( Do you know if that ban is nationwide or just in the region inside the D.C. beltway?)</font>

You have it backwards....inside the beltway is the only place you can still manufacture hot air. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Dave )</font>

I beg to differ. This thread is obvious proof that production of synthetic hot air is at an all-time high.

Also, enquiring minds want to know. What is the best sort of container to store synthetic air in. Does it need to be kept out of direct sunlight?

 

[hobbyfarm]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( I beg to differ. This thread is obvious proof that production of synthetic hot air is at an all-time high.

Also, enquiring minds want to know. What is the best sort of container to store synthetic air in. Does it need to be kept out of direct sunlight? )</font>

You just have not tried that <font color="green">New, Improved, Genuine Artificial Air</font> that's imported.
It's available in three scents:
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[Nasty135]

<font color="blueclass=small">( inside the beltway is the only place that hot air is spewed at an out of control rate. ) <font color="blue"> </font>

Ahhh! That explains the big hole in the Ozone right above the Capital.... which in turn is causing a thermal inversion on the east coast leaving nothing but DPA(dry parched air) hence the ensuing drought we have all been experiencing..!!

But thats for another thread..

"AND THATS ALL I'VE GOTTA SAY ABOUT THAT" /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Dozernut]

Wow, there is sure a lot of heated air on the SUV thread! Now if Muhammad could just bottle it, he could sell it online and retire early. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif Kind of reminds me of dairy air or is that derriere, both can be odoriferous at times /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif. I sure was sucked into that one, feel like a big catfish that is hooked. Speaking of fish , most have an air bladder. I wonder what kind of air they use, reckon it would work in tractor tires? Would you have a problem with cats following your tractor around? I must go contemplate on fish air! /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[rox]

This is a serious question, is this thread a joke? Is this kind fo like hunting for knipe (you know that animal they send the cub souts out to hunt for at night with flashlights, isn't is a nipe or knipe?) Is this thread like nipe hunting?