Texas Fall/Winter thread!

   / Texas Fall/Winter thread! #4,681  
I been given it some thought on the new name Don came up with.. MoonDoe coffee.. and Jim is right about designer cups.. Now here my thoughts,, just thinking out loud,, We come up with a cup but it looks like a cow utter,, and you don’t drink from the top but from the bottom.. What y’all think?.:anyone:. moondoelou

ps hope you get to feeling better Brandi soon,,
 
   / Texas Fall/Winter thread! #4,682  
More thoughts on the coffee shop.. MoonDoe Coffee,, Maybe we could design the whole cow bag with four utters for a table of four or family night out.. hang it from the ceiling.. about lip high with those little round tables and highchairs..:laughing: okay I am going to leave y'all alone for awhile.. it almost five o'clock:drink:,, I must prepare for the snow storm.:shocked:.You people ever laugh?/:D Lou
 
   / Texas Fall/Winter thread! #4,683  
Amen, two-bit-score. We Texans have a long history of being an independent lot. And some of you are even a little hard headed, but I wouldn't live anywhere else.

Texas quotes: "You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell him much."

"Be sure your right, and then go ahead." --David Crockett

"Never ask a man where he is from. If he's from Texas he'll tell you. If he isn't , you wouldn't want to embarrass him."

Charlie

Great quotes :thumbsup:
 
   / Texas Fall/Winter thread! #4,685  
Maybe we could design the whole cow bag with four utters for a table of four or family night out..

I had a cow with four utters. She went, "Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo!" :laughing:

Hmm. . . Perhaps you meant "udders." No? :D
 
   / Texas Fall/Winter thread! #4,686  
Huntsville is forecast with 2 inches of snow. I'm about 20 miles south of Huntsville. Been raining all afternoon and it is 35 now.
hugs, Brandi
 
   / Texas Fall/Winter thread! #4,687  
More thoughts on the coffee shop.. MoonDoe Coffee,, Maybe we could design the whole cow bag with four utters for a table of four or family night out.. hang it from the ceiling.. about lip high with those little round tables and highchairs..:laughing: okay I am going to leave y'all alone for awhile.. it almost five o'clock:drink:,, I must prepare for the snow storm.:shocked:.You people ever laugh?/:D Lou

"You people ever laugh?" .. Yep almost every time I read one of your post ... I said "almost"
 
   / Texas Fall/Winter thread! #4,688  
Probably heard this one ... Texan is visiting Oklahoma ... Tells an elderly woman that his ranch is so big he gets in his truck in the morning and come nightfall he finally reaches the other end of his ranch ...










The old gal says "yep my husband had a truck like that once"
 
   / Texas Fall/Winter thread! #4,689  
I had a cow with four utters. She went, "Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo!" :laughing:

Hmm. . . Perhaps you meant "udders." No? :D

Thanks you Jim for the correct spelling on the word udders.:D. I was picking at Dennis with the word,, Hooters and Hookers,, T for K,, and T for D..:) Lou
 
   / Texas Fall/Winter thread!
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Jim, check was in the mail, but I may send it to Lou to buy into the Coffee/***** house/ golf course/ hay field business. Only draw back, Lou would drink all the profit.:D
 
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Blue River, since you started it:D

Q: What is the definition of safe *** in Oklahoma? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.

Q: Why do OU students have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First!

Q: Whats the difference between the Oklahoma Sooners and cheerios? A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
 
   / Texas Fall/Winter thread! #4,692  
Blue River, since you started it:D

Q: What is the definition of safe *** in Oklahoma? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.

Q: Why do OU students have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First!

Q: Whats the difference between the Oklahoma Sooners and cheerios? A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!

A group of Sociologists was recently hired by the concerned OU freshman parents. Much to the parents' dismay, the study revealed what they had feared. Once the students leave home, their children are 80% more likely to use this substance than children who stay at home. That substance? Soap.
 
   / Texas Fall/Winter thread! #4,693  
Jim, check was in the mail, but I may send it to Lou to buy into the Coffee/***** house/ golf course/ hay field business. Only draw back, Lou would drink all the profit.:D

Dennis we can't say ***** house,, We of business knowledge.:confused3:. Like to think of it as a golf cart of ill repute,:eek:, I been on craigslist all afternoon looking for the proper drivers,, made some friends,:cool2:, you know craigslist is not all about selling golf carts.:shocked:. Send the check,, I will be standing outside in the cold by the mailbox,, waiting.:D. Lou
 
   / Texas Fall/Winter thread! #4,694  
Probably heard this one ... Texan is visiting Oklahoma ... Tells an elderly woman that his ranch is so big he gets in his truck in the morning and come nightfall he finally reaches the other end of his ranch ...










The old gal says "yep my husband had a truck like that once"

it was a Ford I bet,, I have one,:laughing:, Lou
 
   / Texas Fall/Winter thread! #4,695  
We have sky ice in central TX. 31˚ Windy, no snow just a little frozen rain.

Lou, I'll send some toward the coast.

I'm laughing Lou.:laughing:
 
   / Texas Fall/Winter thread! #4,696  
We have sky ice in central TX. 31˚ Windy, no snow just a little frozen rain.

Lou, I'll send some toward the coast.

I'm laughing Lou.:laughing:

Send it Don,, Jim Beam and I have the good plants covered.:cool:. I used big trash cans with big rocks on top.:thumbsup:. The neighbors wanted to know were I got the trash cans,, I said I ordered them when I hear a snow storm was coming.:confused:. The truth is I had about 20 of them in the barn that was used as storage for feed.. when I had ten horses and ten grandkids that took care of them.:D. Then they quit taken care of them and the horses ran away from home:D.. Lou
 
   / Texas Fall/Winter thread! #4,698  
Some of y'all were posting about fuel tanks. Here's one we made from a 60 gallon air compressor tank. It has skid plates so it can be picked up with skid steer and loaded in truck. Also has quick coupler so we can shoot some air pressure in it to push the diesel out. Works pretty good.


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   / Texas Fall/Winter thread! #4,699  
FG,
Are you working too hard? We haven't heard from you in a handful of days.
hugs, Brandi
 
   / Texas Fall/Winter thread! #4,700  
I am with Brandi,, you don't want us coming over there dancing naked in the front yard.. with coveralls on,, also boots with hats and big coat.. it not a pretty sight,:), Lou
 

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