Tractoritis

billybrag · May 30, 2010

Hi, I'm logging on for Billy as he can't see to do it. He suffers from chronic tractor itis. It's in his blood and there is no cure. But he gets so excited when he gets a new one and we are able to start working on them. He owned and operated his own backhoe business in California for many years and retired in Arizona in 1998. We look forward to visiting with you on line and hopefully as I am able to get more familiar with the computer we'll be able to post pictures and other good stuff too. By the way, my name is Sandy and I'm Billy's other half.

dex3361 · May 31, 2010

Hello and welcome to TBN
I am not a doctor but I think Billy may have been misdiagnosed. Tractoritis is a condition where one may be in need of a tractor or a different tractor. It sounds like Billy may actually have an addiction and it is called tractorphoria(the feeling when obtaining the tractor from tractoritis). Do not worry we are all aware of the conditions and they are treatable with diesel fumes and seat time, occasionally the severe cases may require an implement purchase along with the aforementioned tractor acquisition. Keep in mind that merely owning and operating tractors is not an illness. If that were the case we would all be sick.

Gale Hawkins · May 31, 2010

dex3361 said:
Hello and welcome to TBN
I am not a doctor but I think Billy may have been misdiagnosed. Tractoritis is a condition where one may be in need of a tractor or a different tractor. It sounds like Billy may actually have an addiction and it is called tractorphoria(the feeling when obtaining the tractor from tractoritis). Do not worry we are all aware of the conditions and they are treatable with diesel fumes and seat time, occasionally the severe cases may require an implement purchase along with the aforementioned tractor acquisition. Keep in mind that merely owning and operating tractors is not an illness. If that were the case we would all be sick.

Well put. :laughing: