Chris, you always add a lot to the discussions...
My brother is in the market for a pickup for trailering and I have shared your posts with him...
He's always wanted a 1 ton diesel and is having a hard sell with the wife... most all the ranches around here run older 1 ton Ford Diesels... with the 7.3 and have found they just keep going...
His ranch "Truck" and go to the office vehicle is a 2005 Range Rover which he really enjoys.. bought it new before the ranch.
While it has plenty of power to tow his 7000 pound dump and horse trailers... the air suspension and light tongue weight are problematic... air suspension repairs are not cheap and have already happened twice outside warranty and the dealer says they will continue as long as he uses the Rover as a ranch truck..
Like many... anything he buys will have to fill multiple functions... towing, hauling, off road around the ranch and good enough to pickup the kids from school and take them to games and friendly enough for his wife to drive in a pinch.
Last winter he caught **** from the wife when the Rover got stuck to the frame in mud... I had to explain the same would have happened in a pickup... standard one.
His
L3800 was soon to be stuck as it was sinking in... only his dozer had no problems pulling out the Rover...
The right equipment for the right task.