Ugliest New Vehicle???

   / Ugliest New Vehicle???
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<font color="blue">"I think Chrysler has it in the styling department hands down." </font>

I agree. The little PT Cruiser (on a Neon chasis) is retro.
The Stealth. The Prowler. The Ram.
All sharp looking vehicles.

And then at the other end of the spectrum.... Element & Aztec.
 
   / Ugliest New Vehicle??? #23  
Gary,

I don't think you even picked the ugliest Honda. Have you ever seen the Honda 'Insight' car? Now THAT is one ugly vehicle. I'd even take an Aztec over one of those.
 
   / Ugliest New Vehicle??? #24  
<font color="blue">I got a magazine that says Chrysler is coming out with a hot rod station wagon. </font>

They got a lot of the inspiration for that car from the Audi Avantissimo... concept car that never made production. But the looks are similar, concept of a 500HP station wagon the same. Audi on the other hand already has a 450HP wagon available in Europe. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
 
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I told a dealer two years ago that I might consider buying an Avalanche if they would take that god-awful body armor off of it. He looked at me like I had lost my mind and then tried to tell me how good it was. Now I see that I wasn't alone. They offer it now without the ugly stuff. I have to wonder if that salesman was one of the four that bought an Aztek /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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RaT, you are dating yourself. I thought the same thing.
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   / Ugliest New Vehicle??? #27  
Muhammad:

After reading this thread I just can't resist posting.

Remember, I live in Michigan, near Detroit, so I see various cars and SUV with body wraps on them cruising the the freeways all the time. The auto manufacturers are testing their prototypes in a real inviroment, so when I first saw a Honda Element, I thought it was a prototype in a body wrap.

Actually, it needs a body "rap", with a large hammer.

On the defense of the Pontiac Aztec, which I also think is ugly, my sister-in-law has one and she loves it. I am 6 foot + tall and I sat in it and had about 4" between the top of my head and the roof. About as much as my 350 Ford. Today's cars for the most part, I can't sit in without my head rubbing the ceiling.

The Avalanche, which I refer to as the "Mudslide", reminds me of the Mopar cars of the late 70's with all the plastic mouldings on them. Here in the North, the salt-calcium mixture put on the roads in the winter, coupled with sunlight caused the mouldings to turn yellow no matter what the original color was. I wonder if the Avalanche will suffer the same fate. Maybe all that plastic will cover the rust holes as the vehicle ages??

My take on the best of the uglies is:
Element (a protype wrapped that isn't)
PT Cruiser (looks like a medicine capsule)
Chrysler Pacifica (just ugly and expensive to boot)
Avalanche "Mudslide" (blow moulded body parts and an ugly grille)
Ford Focus ( an execution in styling stupidity)
Pontiac Aztec ( Boxy and not "cute" just ugly)

I also have to include all the auto manufacturers that put driving lights on the vehicles. Pontiac started it a few years ago and everyone follow suit. Most are ill aimed so that when the oncoming vehicle has ther low beams on, the driving lights still blind you!!

You also have G.M. with their daytime running light fiasco. The bulbs seem to last about a month at best and every one I see coming at me has only one eye. Of course the owners NEVER look to see if they work!!!

You can shuffle the order any way you like, they are all executions in sublime stupidity!!

Of course we then have all the Japanese motorcycles that all copy the "cruiser" look. I am not a Harley fan, but why buy a copy when you can have the original and the original will hold it's value and not depreciate.

I guess the focus on automobiles is the "retro utility look". Give me my old VW Microbus back. I had a lot of fond memories of the 60's when I saw that post. I had a 2 tone blue one just like the picture. I wish I had it today, 40 horsepower and all.
 
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Jinman:

A Pacer, American Motors made each door a different size, cool!!! Wasn't the Gremlin a little Pacer?

I wonder if Diamler knew what they were doing when they bought American Motors-Chrysler. "a merger of equals".

I don't think Mr. Kerkorian would agree!!
 
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No, NO, NO, the Pacer is not GMs latest SUV, NO, it cannot qualify as the ugliest new vehicle since it is like somewhere from the 70's.
Nope, the hands down winner I think for all time uglyness is the Aztec, runner up for all time uglyness is the Pacer followed by that GM thing that always has the two macho dudes in it talking about changing before picking up their womens. Whatever that is, it is number 3 in uglyness.
I am usually, in real life, a quite and unassuming individual--really--- but some macho dude followed one of my friends into the company parking lot claiming he had been cutoff by him. My question was so what? Finally after he had shoved my friend down on the ground and security had not arrived and despite being somewhat near 100 lbs lighter than said macho dude I felt the need to intervene and explain to him that if he did not go quietly now I was going to stuff his body parts into the truck of his GM Switcharoo. Don't mess with a Louisiana man with a big knife. This story is only partly exaggerated. Darn if security didn't show up before I could cut him up. Probably best. He did have an ugly car. J
 
   / Ugliest New Vehicle??? #30  
J:

Was the "dude" in "Mudslide" at least partially undressed?? In the commercial he was wearing flowered boxer shorts I think!! /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Those flowered boxer's are very "macho"
 

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