</font><font color="blue" class="small">( <font color="red">( I use a machette on mine ) </font>
That's a very handy tool on the farm after you learn to use it properly, which took me awhile. )</font>
Now that reminded me of when I was learning to use a machete. Heck, might even be able to combine this thread with an earlier one about yellow jackets.
I had just started working for a surveying firm and as low man had the job of clearing line. No one trusted me with a chainsaw yet so they gave me a nice, new, very sharp machete. I thought I was doing okay with it hacking away at anything in the way and making a nice site line.
At some point though. I realized I was no longer alone in the woods. Apparently my efforts had disturbed a good sized ground nest of yellowjackets. Now next to snakes and spiders, I hate yellow jackets almost as bad as hornets. Anyway, I see that I am in unfriendly company and I start running.
Well, the easiest direction to run was back the way I came since I had cleared such a nice trail. Of course, that way led back to my boss, the instrument man. He takes one look at me running towards him, machete swinging and his eyes get real wide. Not realizing that his reaction was centered on the sharp machete flying around, I wrongly assumed he was looking behind me and had seen a cloud of yellowjackets of biblical proportions coming after me. I of course turned up the speed of all my limbs which made his eyes bigger which made me run faster and actually start screaming like a girl because by now I know that the mother of all yellow jacket colonies is on my tail. My boss finally couldn't take it anymore and just before I got to him, he started screaming at me to stop my running and put the machete down. That's when I noticed that there weren't any yellowjackets anywhere around me.
I explained the best I could but come time for winter layoffs I was the first one looking for new work. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Mike