What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

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   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #572  
Youre 7 short of a 6 pack
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #573  
Piss or get off the pot
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #574  
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying?
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#575  
Good news will Keep. Bad news will hunt you down. One of my Uncles used to say that.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #576  
"F**k, fight or hold the light."

"Lead or follow but get the h*ll out of the way."

"He couldn't plan a bunny f**k with a room full of rabbits."
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #577  
Here is a couple I use at work...

的 was a sailor and a sergeant, I can drink, I can cuss, and I can fight. Not necessarily in that order?

"Excuse me sir, I was a sergeant not a colonel, may I please speak with the trigger pullers?

鉄tonewall did not have 喪equirements for machine guns at 1st Manassas, but if I could have handed them to him he sure as h3ll would have put them in the field..."

"There is nothing new under the sun, only that which is old and forgotten" King Solomon in Ecclesiastes 1:9-11 (paraphrased).

"Make a hole, coming through..." (old submarine talk)

"Lead, Follow, or get the h3ll outta my way"

"Float test it" (Old sub talk for toss it over the side and see if it floats, aka throw it away).

David
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #578  
I was picking my banjo one day, and a fellow walked up to compliment my playing.
He said he used to try to pick too,and I offered him my banjo. And he said


"No, thanks. My fingers couldn't play stink with a 1000 bu#%holes."
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #579  
I think the military is more serious now but in the late 1960's---early 1970's our motto in the National Guard was...

"The unqualified leading the unwilling to do the unnecessary..."



And, of course, for grounds maintenance...

"If it moves pick it up, if it doesn''t, paint it..."
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #580  
"If you are the smartest person in the room you are in the wrong room."
 

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