Why me?

/ Why me? #61  
I can only say that after nearly 54 years. Of marital bliss (mostly) one’s sense of humor and fighting skills become much more sophisticated.

B. John
 
/ Why me? #63  
LOL - my wife did that all the time when I met her. Not so much anymore.

Sharn jean admitted she was wrong; once...in 1963...when she used bacon grease to make brownies. I smelled them two blocks before I got home, and they were in the garbage...but hey...when your weekly budget for groceries is $8.00, you are frugal :eek:
 
/ Why me? #65  
Sharn jean admitted she was wrong; once...in 1963...when she used bacon grease to make brownies. I smelled them two blocks before I got home, and they were in the garbage...but hey...when your weekly budget for groceries is $8.00, you are frugal :eek:

Yes, but stuff was cheap back then. My parents’ mortgage was $144/mo. PIT, and gas was 25 cents a gallon!
 
/ Why me? #66  
Yes, but stuff was cheap back then. My parents’ mortgage was $144/mo. PIT, and gas was 25 cents a gallon!

Yeah, we bought our first home a couple years later; paid about $10,000...house payment was $63.00 per month.
 
/ Why me? #70  
Just ignore it around here and it turns to packed ice.
Youll end up on your azz :laughing:

LOL, Speaking of AZZ and ICE

Door bell rang yesterday, was a local seniors support group that came to deliver free ice grippers.
Nice gesture!
Naturally there was a donation card enclosed.
 
/ Why me? #71  
Lard & bacon grease in baked goods main reason Codlin was invented.

Bacon grease brownies sound like dog treats could put man passing out in high position wid neighborhood dogs.
 
/ Why me? #72  
Was a time when few recipes didn't start by turning on the range, opening the fridge and reaching for the LARD.
 
/ Why me? #73  
Was a time when few recipes didn't start by turning on the range, opening the fridge and reaching for the LARD.

Lard's still a standard ingredient for many things; pie crust, biscuits... it's also a bit more clarified and refined than bacon grease.
 
/ Why me? #74  
We make up Plates for the Raccoons. The ends and not so fresh Rye bread shmeared with Bacon Fat, saved in the fridge. The little critters probably have quite a time getting their hands clean. I always seem to have an ample supply of take out wet-naps I should supply them.
 
/ Why me? #76  
Was a time when few recipes didn't start by Stoke & gentle range or oven, opening the fridge and reaching for the LARD.

Fixed it fer you. No Charge

Oven always bigger PITA specially wid 3 sisters arguin bout de hot & hotspots on floor.
 
/ Why me? #77  
I almost wrote "Ice Box"

My secret is each has their own house and rules, seperated by an hours travel.
 
/ Why me? #79  
Sisters only 23 hours away & dey all got de videophone. I too dumb to work my video device. Dat my story & I stikin to.

Bad part is none sisters got any problem riding in truck headed my way. I got hunch dey figured out how to bug Bunch's satellite hookup. Pop taught em all how to track too good. I love em all tho. If dey watchin I love Peggy most, send pie on Bunch trip North.
 
/ Why me? #80  
My sisters as dumb as a bucket load of rocks. Never learned to drive so doesn't pose too much of a threat.
 

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