Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics)

   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #81  
Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

When I was in the trucking business, they always wanted it there yesterday because they had dropped the ball getting it made on time.
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #82  
Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

When I was in the trucking business, they always wanted it there yesterday because they had dropped the ball getting it made on time.

HA! Isn't that the truth... I can't tell you how many projects we have had to build because "someone" chiseled a Grand Opening date in stone before they got their ducks in a row. I charge them up the yazoo for it as well...
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #83  
"Just when you get your ducks in a row, along comes a duck shuffler."

Bruce
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #84  
Why is it dogs and cats scratch themselves with their hind feet but would never use their front paws/claws as humans might for an itch?

Have you looked at a dog or a cat with that question in mind?
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #85  
They can rub their face with their front paws, so why not also scratch their ears or chin?
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #86  
They can rub their face with their front paws, so why not also scratch their ears or chin?

That's your job. "Scratch a dog's ears, and you have a friend for life". Mark Twain
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #87  
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #88  
I can't be expected to get everything.
 
   / Favorite sayings (minus religion, politics) #90  
"Every thing I enjoy is either Illegal, immoral or fattening."
 

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