Grandpa, tell me bout the good ole days............

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   / Grandpa, tell me bout the good ole days............ #911  
In high school one of my friends worked at the local municipal golf course and bought one of the used electric carts to go back and forth...

The vehicle code permitted golf carts to be driven on public roads within a mile to and from golf course.

OPD gave him a fix it ticket for no plate...

So we got it plated with title and registration... DMV said why are you here and we showed the citation and DMV said this crazy...

We said may be but we didn't want any problem with the law...

Once plated we drove it everywhere... ;-)
 
   / Grandpa, tell me bout the good ole days............ #912  
Amish you got Old Order and New Order, very easy to tell, Old Order don't use buttons, dey use toggle & loop. Both orders strictly governed by der Bishop who sets rules. Both absolutely right, TV rots de brain. Pretty much all seen TV and agree.
Dey also got Amish Internet, set up in english neighbor house. Don't directly interface to Amishman he get only paper printout and reply on paper english poke in keyboard.
Got Amish newspaper too all in Dutchie, and run own schools to Grade 8. Learn about twice what english learn in 13 years.
Got Tracphone but english helper or young kid gotta answer or dial. Dial 911 OK if necessary.
Also got mini MagLight- OK cause makes own electricity just like Diesel wid electric starter OK same reason.
Use Superglue cause all glue comes from hoofs & hides, Bishop says so.
Wives got sewing factories in houses, machines driven by compressed air motor wid compressor outside. Bishop OK
Some got reefers off trucks wid ThermoKing units. Some even got ice cream truck bodies Diesel powered.

No electric in house is disconnect from english world, plenty candles and candle stands. Mini MagLight gets between candles when needed. Women very well educated, dey can tend garden, can food, cook food and make wonderful pies almost good as my baby sister. Use little different oven, but I workin wid Bishop's daughter's husband to build her nice beehive oven in yard. Dey makin firebricks for de oven liner. Husband runs lumber business switchin over to softwood cause furniture business in US dried up. Used to cut precut chairframes & such for manufacturers. His dad runs machine shop, lineshaft Diesel driven. Got way more between his ears den most english so called machinists. Also repairs steel wheels.

Wood wheels mostly Ohio product, shops der producing at capacity 6 days a week. Dey wise to every trick in de book and you not getting a cannon wheel, not even in pieces from any Amish shop. Against der belief.
Rubber tires bad because dey soft ride disconnect man from earth. New order and even some old order Bishops little softer on using rubber. Seems like most use rubber on power cart between horses and machine. Got 1 Bishop bout half convinced to approve rubber tires wid steel tread like compactor wheels. He goes for it bud of mine gonna have to puthis wheel shop runnin.

Amishman South of me runs steel roofing factory. Fair price and good quality. Got 9 year old son on forklift and de kid is good. No screwin around, all invoices hand written and added up in head den checked by second person. Bishop approves propane forklift but not electric.

Get around Lancaster you see a parade of Amishmen in and out of linoleum factory. OK to work der using modern machinery cause dey can't buy enough land fer everybody to farm. Same in cheese factories.

Amish got der own health care system too dat pays hospital and doctor bills. Dey tough negotiators when talkin price. Sorta like Christian Health Groups.

Amishmen real good at bumpin up against rule, maybe even bend rule little by little, but Bishop still de boss.
 
   / Grandpa, tell me bout the good ole days............ #913  
Dad was giving me a driving lesson ('73) when a girl in a very short skirt 'distracted' me and I mounted the curb.

He said not to worry as he was 'distracted' too... but let it be a warning.

And don't tell Mum. :)
Driving with my grandson (3yo at the time) in my old regular cab pickup. He was sitting between my wife and I in his booster seat.

We got stuck at a railroad crossing and there was a rather attractive gal jogging and approaching the intersection as we pulled up and stopped.

He leaned forward so he could look past my wife and check the girl out.

I looked down at him watching him and chuckling to myself quietly. Then granny looked at him and asked so politely "Boy!!!! What are you looking at????"

His poor face turned so red
 
   / Grandpa, tell me bout the good ole days............ #914  
Was dat good for de boy's self esteem?

Did you tell Granny same thing you was lookin at remembering good old days?
 
   / Grandpa, tell me bout the good ole days............ #915  
Was dat good for de boy's self esteem?

Did you tell Granny same thing you was lookin at remembering good old days?
I didn't tell my wife squat!!! I knew better

I later taught him the age old art of looking without making it obvious
 
   / Grandpa, tell me bout the good ole days............ #916  
I didn't tell my wife squat!!! I knew better

I later taught him the age old art of looking without making it obvious

I wish I knew how to look without making it obvious. My peripheral vision has always been bad and even if I am wearing sunglasses, my wife catches me instantly.
 
   / Grandpa, tell me bout the good ole days............ #917  
I wish I knew how to look without making it obvious. My peripheral vision has always been bad and even if I am wearing sunglasses, my wife catches me instantly.

Are you sure that it isn't just because she knows you too well? ;)
 
   / Grandpa, tell me bout the good ole days............ #919  
I have a very understanding wife. She will point out the pretty ones If I don't see them myself in time.
 
   / Grandpa, tell me bout the good ole days............ #920  
I wish I knew how to look without making it obvious. My peripheral vision has always been bad and even if I am wearing sunglasses, my wife catches me instantly.
My wife just points them out and then gives me h*ll for looking at what she's pointing out

Then again she will point out when someone was flirting with me since I'm absolutely clueless. I just thought they were being friendly and liked to talk. Mind you, I'll strike up a conversation with just about anyone while waiting in a line to help pass the time. And within about 3 sentences I'm mentioning my wife (if I'm by myself) and something funny that the grandkids did.

The only time I did realize someone was flirting with me was when a rather large lady grabbed my butt in the line at Sam's club. My wife saw it happen as she was approaching and about fell over she was laughing so hard.

I asked her if she would have stood up for me. Her exact reply was "Run Forest!!! Run!!!"
 
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