Than you are just being disingenuous it seems because todays half tons are more capable than ever, with many having more payload and towing capacity than the 3/4" tons from not that long ago all while being more comfortable, more efficient and more powerful and for those of us that dont need an 8' bed the crew cab is far more useful than an extra 2' of bed space. My F-150 has larger brakes and more HP and TQ than the F-250 and F-350 7.3 power strokes from back in the late 90's and early 2000's. I can reach highways speeds with an 8,000 pound trailer on the back faster than many of those older trucks could manage empty and without a load my truck is very quick, sportier than any of the cars Ive ever had. If I had a trailer on the hitch 24/7 than sure, a 3/4 or 1 ton truck would suit that duty cycle better with heavier axles and such but for the vast majority of us a 1/2 ton is more than capable and is more practical than an SUV.
Modern 1/2-tons have higher tow ratings, yes, but but that doesn't make me want to tow with mine. And a payload of 1,360 lbs. is nothing to brag about, especially if towing at max and 1,215 of those 1,360 is used up on tongue weight.
Of course, in real life that would require a WD hitch, so less effective tongue weight.
I have no need for a crew cab, but that was the only choice. Consequently, when buying a 10' piece of steel a while back I had to ask them to lop 2 feet off to fit 8' in the 5'6" bed, tailgate down of course.
Which was fine as 8' was what I needed for my box blade project, and that 1500 lends itself to the less than perfect road between here and the steel place. Reached 4,000 miles on the odo on that trip which tells how little it gets used.
Really bought that '21 as something street legal and somewhat fast 4x4 to use in case we got a really good snow storm - which naturally hasn't happened since.
Yes, it's relatively quick and is fun to drive, but not compared to my fun car. For a basic beater usable in snow I recently bought a used V6 Durango, as I prefer the "indoor storage". Even had a shell on the 1500 for a while for the same reason. Unfortunately the color didn't quite match so it went back to the dealer.