Bear Walks Into Bar

[jerrybob]

Really happened.......at least he was a polite bear!

Bear obeys bartender's command, leaves Juneau bar

 

[Western]

If a guy was drunk, but thought he was sober, you have to wonder what he would think when that happened!

 

[jerrybob]

If a guy was drunk, but thought he was sober, you have to wonder what he would think when that happened!

Picture that same drunk guy explaining the bear to his wife when he got home......"I was just sitting there....minding my own business when this bear walks in and orders a beer......" :laughing:

 

[3930dave]

I'm thinking the writers didn't really have to work that hard, writing Northern Exposure !

Rgds, D.

 

[Western]

Picture that same drunk guy explaining the bear to his wife when he got home......"I was just sitting there....minding my own business when this bear walks in and orders a beer......" :laughing:

Right!!:laughing: "Honey, you still drove home" I'd rather explain that than lipstick though:thumbsup::laughing:

 

[jerrybob]

Right!!:laughing: "Honey, you still drove home" I'd rather explain that than lipstick though:thumbsup::laughing:

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::drink:

 

[creekbend]

Thanks for posting.

 

[jinman]

Clearly a case of racial discrimination. If he had been a Teddy Bear instead of a black bear, they would have welcomed him with open arms.:laughing:

 

[jimmyj]

Bahahaha.

Very funny incident and comments. We had a bear at my back window once in the middle of the night and I yelled "yo bear, go away bear" and it grunted, swatted the ground and left. Maybe a relative.

 

[3930dave]

Picture that same drunk guy explaining the bear to his wife when he got home......"I was just sitting there....minding my own business when this bear walks in and orders a beer......" :laughing:

Was probably just a hard working bear, looking for a couple of these:

Grizzly Peak Brewing Company - Berserker

Rgds, D.

 

[teejk]

That bar needs to get rid of the Hamm's beer sign (reference to their commercials that maybe few people will remember). But the bartender had every right to tell the bear to leave. "No shirt, no shoes, no service"...that bear was bear chested and wasn't wearing shoes.

 

[mikehaugen]

This title sounded like the beginning of a joke. I was waiting for a punchline.

 

[Dr_Zinj]

My grandfather used to have a pet bear that he'd take for walks down the streets of Rosendale, NY. Stop at the ice cream parlor and get him a cone. No idea whatever eventually happened to the bear. Probably went into business on Wall Street since that was around the time of the Great Depression.

 

[mikehaugen]

My grandfather used to have a pet bear that he'd take for walks down the streets of Rosendale, NY. Stop at the ice cream parlor and get him a cone. No idea whatever eventually happened to the bear. Probably went into business on Wall Street since that was around the time of the Great Depression.

I hate to say it but your age is showing ... my grandfather was born around the time of the great depression!

What ever happened to "Bart"? Is he still alive?

 

[teejk]

My grandfather used to have a pet bear that he'd take for walks down the streets of Rosendale, NY. Stop at the ice cream parlor and get him a cone. No idea whatever eventually happened to the bear. Probably went into business on Wall Street since that was around the time of the Great Depression.

Here we go...bear and ice cream (testing the moderators here)...the bear spills the ice cream on his fur while waiting for his car to get fixed...the mechanic tells him it looks like he blew a seal...the bear says no it's just ice cream...

 

[jerrybob]

Was probably just a hard working bear, looking for a couple of these:

Grizzly Peak Brewing Company - Berserker

Rgds, D.

A couple of beers and you never know what a bear will do.....like pole dance!

Funny Bear Pole Dancing - YouTube

 

[JimWalch]

Had a couple of beers in that bar about 20 years ago. In fact I think I had a couple of beers in every bar in Juneau! Great town.

 

[mbohuntr]

 

[Mace Canute]

That must be one tough barmaid if she can boss a black bear around!

 

[oosik]

I spent a year in Juneau - back in '63. Don't remember any wild bars or bar jokes - all I remember is all the RAIN - all the time!!