Bird
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BIL = Brother-In-Law
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RobJ
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Bird said:
hehe, me and bird live in Texas...he knows. But my BIL is not a cousin or anything!!
txdon
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RobJ said:But my BIL is not a cousin or anything!!
That would be in that other "T" state.
RobJ
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txdon said:That would be in that other "T" state.
Yall see Don (txDon) is another Texan.
Very smart!!
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hahaha ... LOL ...bigtater said:
RobJ
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Tawaibigtater said:
Taxatussess
Tlaska
Talifornia (oops, not that one Rob hehe)
Tolorado
Tew Mexico
Any of these I guess.
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Oh crap, tears in my eyes, this is the biggest laugh I've had all month. What a hoot!!!
Kubotasrking
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I can see the blue collar comedians reading this for their next bit. Funny stuff.
I'm from Montana, and they are on access ramps to and from I-90 in all the rural areas..(99% of the state). I've never seen one with rolling pipes, never seen a sheep roll across one (careful w/ the sheep jokes..we're a little sensitive in MT), or had my BIL have to shoot a cow for making the attempt. However, several years ago, I remember reading that President Clinton learned there were 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. Since Clinton was so upset with ranchers' protests over his grazing policies, he told U.S. Secretary of Interior Bruce Babbitt to fire half the cattle guards immediately. Before Babbitt could proceed with the President's wishes, Colorado representative Pat Schroeder intervened with a request that before any were fired, they would be given six months of retraining. Clinton obviously did not know that a cattle guard is a bunch of parallel pipes that cattle will not cross because they can't walk on pipes.
I think it is a farce, but funny anyway.
--October 26, 1994, Newcastle Reporter
January 1995, New Mexico Stockman Magazine
I'm from Montana, and they are on access ramps to and from I-90 in all the rural areas..(99% of the state). I've never seen one with rolling pipes, never seen a sheep roll across one (careful w/ the sheep jokes..we're a little sensitive in MT), or had my BIL have to shoot a cow for making the attempt. However, several years ago, I remember reading that President Clinton learned there were 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. Since Clinton was so upset with ranchers' protests over his grazing policies, he told U.S. Secretary of Interior Bruce Babbitt to fire half the cattle guards immediately. Before Babbitt could proceed with the President's wishes, Colorado representative Pat Schroeder intervened with a request that before any were fired, they would be given six months of retraining. Clinton obviously did not know that a cattle guard is a bunch of parallel pipes that cattle will not cross because they can't walk on pipes.
I think it is a farce, but funny anyway.
--October 26, 1994, Newcastle Reporter
January 1995, New Mexico Stockman Magazine
Sorry for jumping in fellow TEXANS BUT, ISXNA(iksNA) on the Billy Clinton jokes, HE may be the the next first lady! YUK, OK I said it! MRS WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON, x first lady, MRS PRES! What do ya'll think of that thought?
Oh yeah deep down in SOUTH TEXAS they have a gate called a bump gate, has anyone got a pic of that!
Oh yeah deep down in SOUTH TEXAS they have a gate called a bump gate, has anyone got a pic of that!
