T-Toes. . . it was NOT funny at 9pm on a Sunday night in rural Indiana when you live 6 miles from the nearest small town and the only store open then is a small grocery store.
I've fueled tractors for about 10 years and it was not until a couple months ago that I actually spilled some on me. But it does happen. I've spilled before, but never got any on me. I think I am going to follow the advice of some of the posts and NOT put a full 5 gallons into my fuel cans. Even it is another 9 or 10 years before I spill diesel on my closes again, I do not want to spend another night picking fleas off me because I kicked the dog out of her house.
Momma drowned all the dumb babies when I was small, but that doesn't mean I am smart, it just means I was a little smarter than the really dumb ones!