Recall this started with my wife hitting something, mostly likely a large rock. She probably hit the crankshaft itself. We had fiber installed on our street early this year, and discovered the trenchwork unearthed a lot of rocks, which can be hidden in the grass. We've already agreed the bush hog will be used to mow at the street from now on.
We started the mower, which will now only idle roughly for a few seconds, puffing blue smoke. The crank was clearly wobbling. The guy pointed it out, and I saw it with my own eyes. He's opinion was it was able to run normally for a few minutes before the imbalance tore something up inside, which is why it's now consuming large quantities of oil.
The guy doesn't sell mowers. He could have easily talked me into a rebuild and hundreds of dollars in labor for him. Instead, he told me to sell it and buy a new mower (which he doesn't sell). He's just a small-engine side-hustle guy, by all accounts, an honest one.
Two votes for Briggs. Thanks.