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I'm having a good laugh here, Jeff.

Remember when Coke cans were made of steel? We used to make bazookas out of them. I'm sure that anyone who grew up during this era is familiar with the procedure: cut half of the top and half of the bottom out of 4 or 5 cans and then tape them together alternating the openings. A tennis ball (marinated in gas), some gasoline and a match...

I survived, and I'm proud of it./w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif
 
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Nope, never did that one. We did the ever popular (Steel Pipe + M80) - Common sense = Dangerous projectile. And they thought I didn't pick any of that math junk up...

Here's a favorite for you Northern Fella's. I used to have a snow mobile when I was a kid. We used to go out on the moonless nights and play hide and seek in the apple orchards. The way you played was everyone except the one who was it would turn off their headlights and try to keep from being caught by the person that was it. One time while trying to evade I was heading across a field at the edge of the orchard where someone got the bright idea to dig a 5 foot deep hole right in the middle of nowhere. Yep, I hit it dead center and I still have the scar on my forhead to prove it. And yes, I was wearing a helmet but the windshield managed to get up under the face shield. I think that was 10 stitches, a concussion and severely messed up snowmobile.

Another item to fight boredom was to take our rowboat and back it up to the dam for no particular reason. However, on one occasion we miscalculated the higher than normal water. When it became apparent that the boat wasn't going to stop, I rammed both oars down to stop us. So, there we sat....unable to pull away from the water fall (only 6 feet high) and not wanting to go over. Oh well, it was inevitable so I'm sure I tried something stupid and over we went onto the rocks. Nobody got too hurt and it was great fun.

Now you all in the North must still shag cars.

Jeff
 
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<font color=blue>Now you all in the North must still shag cars</font color=blue>

I hope your meaning of shag is different from mine /w3tcompact/icons/grin.gif. If it isn't, I'm confused. If it is, I don't want to know what you're talking about.

A similar story to your snowmobile adventure:

From the age of 9 to 21, I had several dirtbikes. Only the last one I had actually had a headlight. I would ride them up at my parent's cottage. It was great. There were about 20 of us and we would stay out well into the night. When I remembered to bring one, I would stuff a flashlight into the chin strap of my helmet. I sort of had to hold my head at less-than-convenient angle to see where I was going - but at least I could see. The nights when I didn't bring one, I would to navigate by looking at the tree tops. Where there was open space in the night sky is where the trail was supposed to be. Pretty crazy, but you must take into account that we would be driving these trails all day long. I knew them very well. No excuse though.
 
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Are you refering to hanging on the bumper on snowy streets? Works great until a dry spot, don't it?
 
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Yep, that's the sport. Used to do it behind the snowmobile too and then you got the added fun of the track blowing snow at ya. Far as falling down goes, those snowmobile suits were pretty well padded and then again sometimes we just started out by laying down.....depending on conditions./w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

Jeff
 
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Ah yes - now I understand. We did that, except we found it easier to hang to the rear wheel-wells.
 
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Also done similar stuff to that. When I worked on the golf course, we would water greens at night. We didn't have auto waters, so you had to go around and move the sprinkler head 2 times a night over about 4 hrs, starting at dusk (when the golfers would get off the course). So I'd go out on a hyped up golf cart (govenor removed, it was our workcart) in the dark flying all over the course. The few times I gave people rides I scared the crap out of them. But like you said, I really knew the trees, paths etc. 'Cept this one time. Cruising along, got just a bit off the path, and felt first the front tire then the rear ride up over something. Scared the crap outta me when I realized it was a utility pole guy wire. That coulda hurt.

My dirt bike was an enduro (on/off road) so I had a headlight. Most boring.
 
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Both of my brothers went to Michigan Tech, in Houghton, MI. It's about as far north in the Upper Penninsula as you can get. They have 10 months /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif of winter there, with ~360" of snow each year. Snow sports such as cross country skiing are popular. MTech cross country skiing involves an old Impala (or equivalant), snow tires x 4, air shocks on all four corners (for extra ground clearance), 1/4" plate steel skid plate across the entire bottom of the car, water skiing tow rope, cheap skis, lots of beer, and logging trails. From the stories its amazing anyone lived to graduate.
 
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I remeber when we used to snowmobile that every now and again an odd sort of sled would show up. I think the brand name was Raider. It was odd in that it was set up more like a half track. It had two tracks on the rear and the standard two skis. But the really odd thing about this sled was that rather than straddle the seat like all other brands you actuall sat inside it. It didn't have a top and I gather it was not a good thing to be on if you rolled it (if you didn't, you weren't having enough fun). Does anyone remember these machines and what happened to them?

BTW Snowmobileing is where I learned how to fix fiberglass. Just couldn't seem to keep that thing away from the trees!

Jeff
 
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Yes the shagging cars bit had me worried too. Unfortunately I only know one meaning of shag and it is not found too much on this site !

Cheers
 

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