What I have learned since joining TBN

[JGinNC]

...There are no black panthers in zoos, or anywhere else. They do not exist.

Au contraire... they have been spotted in fields all across the U.S.

 

[JGinNC]

Good one!!!!

Or a Mountain Lion (cougar) in Missouri.

How about the ones that attack people in bathrooms.... I think they're called John Cougars. Although, nowadays they can only be found on fruit producing farms known as Melon Camps.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

I spotted one recently, sleeping in a tree.

That's Funny Sh*t: National Geographic- Cougar sleeping in tree