Re: You Know You\'ve Been On TBN Too Long When...
1) When you tell the kids, " I don't care if it is your final paper for college, I have to know which is best, synthetic or regular oil."
2) When Bird, Twinkle Toes and the other regulars get added to the kids bedtime prayers, "Bless grandma, grandpa, Bird, Twinkle Toes..."